~*~*~QOTD: Monday 3/26/12~*~*~

Kristen, you did a great job asking questions. Thank you for making me BOTW. I'm so excited! I hope everyone enjoys my questions. I apologize if I repeat any questions.

Good morning, ladies. I thought we'd start the week off with a NWR question. I hope this stirs up some laughter.



What is the funniest thing you have ever done?

OR

What is the best joke you have ever heard?

I will answer after work. Have great day everyone!

Ever done?? I can't think of a big, ever one at the moment, but needless to say, I am pretty darn funny!

I guess the funniest thing (& it's wedding related!) recently was when we met with our priest for the first time & he said 'Some weather we're having!' and I said 'Oh my God, I know!' .... I cringed for a minute & I saw the priest kind of stop what he was doing, but we both ignored that I said 'Omg'.... so later on, my fiance' goes to me 'So.... Oh my GOD, to a priest? really?'

and last night we started Pre Cana & my fiance' has a cold with a really dry cough, so he was bringing his sprite bottle in with him into the meeting & I was like, 'No, don't walk in with a big bottle in your hands, that looks weird!'.... well another couple had D&D drinks with them & asked the meeting leader if it was okay to have their drinks with them... so I go: 'That's so funny, I just yelled at him for wanting to bring his drink in because I didn't know if he could.... wait, no, I didn't YELL at him!' It was both awkward & funny haha.... I meannnnn, you don't want to be the 'I yell at my fiance' couple' in Pre Cana ahahaha



Best joke:

How do you make a tissue dance?

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Put a little boogie in it!!!!

Some of he most hilarious stuff that's happened has definitely a TMI twist to it.. so I don't know how sure I am of retelling it here.

Let's just say my FH says I have ' Stupid Silly O'Clock.' I reach a point of sleep deprivation and sugar... and I laugh at anything, in addition to being really almost mentally incapacitated due to lack of sleep.

I dont knwo what the funniest thing I have ever done is because I really do silly things all of the time. I think it’s pretty hilarious when I walk around the house dancing really funny…FH and my son die laughing. Or my singing is really really bad so I start singing really loud and the dog starts yelping and its pretty funny too! My cousin and I used to laugh so so hard that we used to pee in our pants and our parents thought that was hilarious…now I think its kind of gross but when I start laughing really hard its pretty hard to get me to stop! LOL I'm laughing now thinkign about funny things!!

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Posted by 2013Bride

Ever done?? I can't think of a big, ever one at the moment, but needless to say, I am pretty darn funny!

I guess the funniest thing (& it's wedding related!) recently was when we met with our priest for the first time & he said 'Some weather we're having!' and I said 'Oh my God, I know!' .... I cringed for a minute & I saw the priest kind of stop what he was doing, but we both ignored that I said 'Omg'.... so later on, my fiance' goes to me 'So.... Oh my GOD, to a priest? really?'

and last night we started Pre Cana & my fiance' has a cold with a really dry cough, so he was bringing his sprite bottle in with him into the meeting & I was like, 'No, don't walk in with a big bottle in your hands, that looks weird!'.... well another couple had D&D drinks with them & asked the meeting leader if it was okay to have their drinks with them... so I go: 'That's so funny, I just yelled at him for wanting to bring his drink in because I didn't know if he could.... wait, no, I didn't YELL at him!' It was both awkward & funny haha.... I meannnnn, you don't want to be the 'I yell at my fiance' couple' in Pre Cana ahahaha

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Those are funny stories!

I think one of the funniest things I did was dress up like an 100 year old for the 100th day of school. I wore a white wig, glasses, a house coat, and slippers. My students got a kick out of it. My mother said I looked like George Washington because of the wig.

Here's a joke one of my students shared with me recently.

Why did the bacon laugh?




Because the egg cracked a yolk

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Posted by LilinBobby

I dont knwo what the funniest thing I have ever done is because I really do silly things all of the time. I think it’s pretty hilarious when I walk around the house dancing really funny…FH and my son die laughing. Or my singing is really really bad so I start singing really loud and the dog starts yelping and its pretty funny too! My cousin and I used to laugh so so hard that we used to pee in our pants and our parents thought that was hilarious…now I think its kind of gross but when I start laughing really hard its pretty hard to get me to stop! LOL I'm laughing now thinkign about funny things!!

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That is funny that your dog cries when you sing. That sounds like something that happens in a cartoon.

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Posted by AngieJusty

I think one of the funniest things I did was dress up like an 100 year old for the 100th day of school. I wore a white wig, glasses, a house coat, and slippers. My students got a kick out of it. My mother said I looked like George Washington because of the wig.

Here's a joke one of my students shared with me recently.

Why did the bacon laugh?




Because the egg cracked a yolk

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That is so cute that you dressed up as a 100 year old for your students! hahaha you should post a picture!!

And I enjoyed that joke!

My goodness I crack myself up all the time!! Ls time was pretty gross tho but I was in a bad mood and it just slipped out of my mouth!!

Joke: what do u call a bear w no teeth??



A gummy bear!!

Xoxo great question

I love all of your stories. Great to read after a long, crappy day at work!! I've done a lot of funny things accidently.

I heard a really corny joke today from a co-worker. 2 cannibals are eating a clown. Of them says, Does this taste funny to you? Yea. I know it was the best one I could come up with LOL

the funniest thing ive ever done...
i played an awesome practical joke on my dad last year! my family are all huge mets fans, and for my dads bday last year someone got him a mr potato head mets doll! it was so weird! why would a grown man want that? lol. so as a joke, i put the doll on craigslist with an add that said anyone who wrote the best essay would get the doll for free with my dads email address attached. my dad got DOZENS of emails, he was freaking out! it was hysterical. FH was in on it too... but he is a huge yankee fan, could be a problem