I had a rough nite; could'nt sleep most of the night and really did not want to go to work. I'm at work and I want to go home
Which brings me to today's question...
What has been your best, most effective, or almost true excuse to not go to work?
jhines4684
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I was in the ER for a stomach problem.
Got the whole week off.
it was half true. lol, i could have worked for a few days that week. lol.
AngnShaun
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Diarrhea works every tim
halfbaked
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Posted by AngnShaun
Diarrhea works every tim
This. No one wants to hear the deets.
wenR
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yeah. But it's also embarrassing to say
AngnShaun
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Posted by wenR
yeah. But it's also embarrassing to say
Stomach problems is code for Diarrhea
kris_gets_hitched
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'Ate a bad veggie burger at Madison Square Garden last night and have been on the bowl all night/morning' = I really do not want to work today, as I am seeing Pearl Jam tonight.
Totally worked.
I use almost all of my sick days for Pearl Jam shyt.
Linzee636
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'i have a crippling migraine'
for some reason, people are super sympathetic to this compared to some other ailments, so this is a good one.
Lsorrent
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Either a migraine or a stomach virus.
little j
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hurt my back
SummerBride10
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I had really bad allergies..and accidentally took night time allergy medicene instead of day time.
I was actually hung over.
AngnShaun
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Posted by kris_gets_hitched
'Ate a bad veggie burger at Madison Square Garden last night and have been on the bowl all night/morning' = I really do not want to work today, as I am seeing Pearl Jam tonight.
Totally worked.
I use almost all of my sick days for Pearl Jam shyt.
im assuing your veggie burger was actually ok then? lol i work with the people that order all the food...
saralee1978
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Claimed to have eaten bad shrimp at an asian restaurant the night before when really all I was doing was playing hookey with an ex.
saralee1978
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Posted by AngnShaun
Diarrhea works every tim
This. No one wants to hear the deets.
My old boss would ask the deets.....she also enjoyed sharing her stories. Kinda one of the many reasons why she's my former boss.
