he farted on a lady at fortunoffs yesterday.. we were patiently waiting for liek 10 min while this old hag was monopolizing the sales lady. (all i wanted was a fingertip towel to go with the hand and bath towels)
she was sooooooooooooooo annoying, holding a toilet seat cover 'this comes in sagee, wheres saaaaaaaaaaaaaaage?' in ur obnoxious voice.. so fh goes to me 'ill show her sage'
walked riight next to her and let 1 rip..
it was so bad i had to drop the towels and leave.
ohwell. ill go back this week.
OMG our FH's are twins i swear, this is what i had to put up with at century21 the other day, poor poor secuirty guard