Repost from 07 boards: Stripper Names.. too funny!!

See what your stripper name will be, and share it
with your friends:
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only
takes a minute & its funny.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
> break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.

> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to
> determine your new first name:

> a = Fantasia
> b = Chesty
> c = Starr
> d = Diamond
> e = Montana
> f = Angel
> g = Sugar
> h = Mimi
> i = Lola
> j =Kitty
> k = Roxie
> l = Dallas
> m = Princess
> n = Heidi
> o = Bambi
> p = Bunny
> q = Brandy
> r = Sugar
> s = Candy
> t = Raquelle
> u = Sapphire
> v = Cinnamon
> w = Blaze
> x = Trixie
> y = Isis
> z = Jade
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to
> determine the first half of
> your new last name:
> a = Leather
> b = Dream
> c = Sunny
> d = Deep
> e = Heaven
> f = Tight
> g = Shimmer
> h = Velvet
> i = Lusty
> j = Harley
> k = Passion
> l = Dazzle
> m = Dixon
> n = Spank
> o = Glitter
> p = Razor
> q = Meadow
> r = Glitz
> s = Sparkle
> t = Sweet
> u = Silver
> v = Tickle
> w = Cherry
> x = Hard
> y = Night
> z = Amber
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to
> determine the second half of
> your new last name:
> a = hooter
> b = horn
> c = tower
> d = fire
> e = thighs
> f = hips
> g = side
> h = jugs
> i = shock
> j = cocker
> k = brook
> l = tush
> m = sizzle
> n = ridge
> o = kiss
> p = bomb
> q = cream
> r = thong
> s = heat
> t = whip
> u = cheeks
> v = rock
> w = hiney
> x = button
> y = lick
> z = juice