ROFL
The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding
night and demanded $20 for their first love making encounter. In his highly
aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they
made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her
to buy new clothes, etc.,
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very
drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of
financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old
executive.
Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest
for 30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the
parking lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock
certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the
largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had
charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of
the car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he
replied, 'If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my
business!'
Men have no idea when to keep their mouth shut.
night and demanded $20 for their first love making encounter. In his highly
aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they
made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her
to buy new clothes, etc.,
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very
drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of
financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old
executive.
Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest
for 30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the
parking lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock
certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the
largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had
charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of
the car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he
replied, 'If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my
business!'
Men have no idea when to keep their mouth shut.
