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SAntas Pick up line

wacky Posted:

SAntas Pick up line

know when you've been bad or good,
so let's skip the small talk, sister!

Hey Babe, when was the last time you
did it in a sleigh?

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

Some of my best toys run on batteries...

I see you when you're sleeping and you
don't wear any underwear, do you?

Screw the 'nice' list - I've got you
on my 'nice AND naughty' list!

Wanna join the 'Mile High' club?

That is not a candy cane in my pocket.
Honey, I am just glad to see you!

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