Screw Marry Kill - Twilight Edition

Here you go girls!!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I AM DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I AM TAKING ALL OF THEM TO MARRY AND SCREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by VCanizalez

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I AM DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I AM TAKING ALL OF THEM TO MARRY AND SCREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hhahahahahaha, not an option!!!

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Posted by kedra5

Here you go girls!!

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Ok so i've never seen these movies so i'm going purly on looks and how annoying i find them to be

first guy - Screw
SEcond - Marry (what a hot piece!!!)
Thrid - Kill - his face annoys me

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Posted by kedra5

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Posted by VCanizalez

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I AM DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I AM TAKING ALL OF THEM TO MARRY AND SCREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hhahahahahaha, not an option!!!

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OHH NOOOOOOOOOOO

I AM GETTING THAT OPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I WANT TO MARRY AND SCREW THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I want them to Marry me and Screw me...

NO DEATHS TODAY!!!!

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Posted by Pacie

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Posted by kedra5

Here you go girls!!

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Ok so i've never seen these movies so i'm going purly on looks and how annoying i find them to be

first guy - Screw
SEcond - Marry (what a hot piece!!!)
Thrid - Kill - his face annoys me

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COME ON CHICA!!!
U HAVE TO SEE TWILIGHT!!!!!
First one is :
A Vampire Edward Cullen

Second one is
a Vampire Emmet Cullen

Third one is
A Wolf Jacob Black

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Posted by allornil

lol since i'm so not a twilight can I just skip to the kill part and kill edward ? cmon now..please?

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OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!

I really liked you u know???
TIL NOW!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by kedra5

I finally broke down last week and watched the first one...its not as bad as I thought that it would be!!!

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GOOD

{{U betta say that!!!! LOL}

Screw - Taylor Lautner, first of all I dont even think hes legal hahaha so I couldn't marry him!!! But he has a SICK body for a 17 year old

Marry - Kellan Lutz, sick body, nice face, I'll take it!!

Kill - Rob Pattinson, sorry....

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Posted by VCanizalez

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Posted by kedra5

I finally broke down last week and watched the first one...its not as bad as I thought that it would be!!!

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GOOD

{{U betta say that!!!! LOL}

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Posted by kedra5

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Posted by VCanizalez

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Posted by kedra5

I finally broke down last week and watched the first one...its not as bad as I thought that it would be!!!

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GOOD

{{U betta say that!!!! LOL}

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LOL I am having FUN today as if I dont got to work!!!!!!




OHH I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!
I MARRY AND SCREW all of THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
and I kill my JOB To have fun ehre

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Posted by VCanizalez

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Posted by allornil

lol since i'm so not a twilight can I just skip to the kill part and kill edward ? cmon now..please?

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OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!

I really liked you u know???
TIL NOW!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol hes so skinny! omg...I wear 135 lbs and i think hes like 30 lbs skinnier than me! eww eww eww. he was hot as Cedric though.

plus..vampires kill people and have sex..lots of sex...they don't wait until they're married. vampires are not Mormons! lol

ok rant over. lol

marry edward
screw taylor
kill the second dude

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Posted by allornil

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Posted by VCanizalez

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Posted by allornil

lol since i'm so not a twilight can I just skip to the kill part and kill edward ? cmon now..please?

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OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!

I really liked you u know???
TIL NOW!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol hes so skinny! omg...I wear 135 lbs and i think hes like 30 lbs skinnier than me! eww eww eww. he was hot as Cedric though.

plus..vampires kill people and have sex..lots of sex...they don't wait until they're married. vampires are not Mormons! lol

ok rant over. lol

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LoL

kill - kellan lutz.
kill - rob pattinson.
kill - taylor whatever his name is.


ick lol


AND i like twilight lol

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Posted by The Cassie

kill - kellan lutz.
kill - rob pattinson.
kill - taylor whatever his name is.


ick lol


AND i like twilight lol

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Weird.. LOL

i'd have to

screw 2nd guy
marry rob
kill taylor

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