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Share the WORST pick-up line you've ever heard used

AwaitingAugust Posted:

Share the WORST pick-up line you've ever heard used

so i was just wondering ... what's the WORST pick-up line you've ever heard used (on you, or on somebody else)?

A random guy at a bar once tried picking up my friend with the line 'hey baby, wanna knock?' needless to say, she didn't go for it
shelbylove918 Posted:

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is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can seriously see my self in your pants.. GROSS!!!!!!!!
AwaitingAugust Posted:

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Posted by shelbylove918

is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can seriously see my self in your pants.. GROSS!!!!!!!!



OMG somebody actually USED that?!?!?
shelbylove918 Posted:

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Posted by AwaitingAugust


Posted by shelbylove918

is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can seriously see my self in your pants.. GROSS!!!!!!!!



OMG somebody actually USED that?!?!?



Yea totally inappropriate.. I thnk he was joking though it was when I was younger, lol
halfbaked Posted:

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Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven and lost your wings?



One guy also just stopped me one day and exclaimed, 'DAMN BABY GIRL, YOU LOOKING FLYYYYYYYY!'
regy_k Posted:

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dont remember any stupid lines, but I was telling DH just yesterday that I remembered once after a crazy Purim party where I got obscenely drunk I went outside for air/ to puke my guts out.
so WHILE I am puking a guy sits next to me and hits on me. he asked me for my name, if he can have my #, and all the personal details, bla bla bla
I do have to say that the guy wasnt drunk or even drinking


I was so weirded out I just said I have a very serious BF
mariedsgn Posted:

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are those space pants. . . . because your asssss is out of this world.

kris_gets_hitched Posted:

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'Wanna go out for a cocktail? ...I'll bring the c ock, you bring the tail...'

regy_k Posted:

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

'Wanna go out for a cocktail? ...I'll bring the c ock, you bring the tail...'





gotta give the guy props for originality at least
mariedsgn Posted:

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

'Wanna go out for a cocktail? ...I'll bring the c ock, you bring the tail...'



AwaitingAugust Posted:

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

'Wanna go out for a cocktail? ...I'll bring the c ock, you bring the tail...'



OMG
CarolAnn721 Posted:

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

'Wanna go out for a cocktail? ...I'll bring the c ock, you bring the tail...'



I like this one!!!
AdriandSteve Posted:

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

'Wanna go out for a cocktail? ...I'll bring the c ock, you bring the tail...'



I would actually humor the guy by talking to him after this cuz it made me laugh lol.
KatieG2010 Posted:

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LOL these are awesome!!!! i love the space pants one!!!! i may use this on DH when i get home!

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