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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to
>>open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
>>and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
>>clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around
>>the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is
>>the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on
>>the table 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
>>shopping. Love you.'
>>
>>So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast
>>and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Marty
>>asks, 'Son, what happened last night?' His son says, 'Well, you came
>>home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked
>>in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into
>>the door.'
>>
>>Confused, Marty asks, 'So, why is everything in order and so clean,
>>and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?' His son replies, 'Oh
>>that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your
>>pants off, you said, 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!'
>>
>>broken furniture... $200.00
>>breakfast... $10.00
>>saying the right thing... priceless!!!
>>open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
>>and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
>>clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around
>>the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is
>>the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on
>>the table 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
>>shopping. Love you.'
>>
>>So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast
>>and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Marty
>>asks, 'Son, what happened last night?' His son says, 'Well, you came
>>home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked
>>in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into
>>the door.'
>>
>>Confused, Marty asks, 'So, why is everything in order and so clean,
>>and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?' His son replies, 'Oh
>>that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your
>>pants off, you said, 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!'
>>
>>broken furniture... $200.00
>>breakfast... $10.00
>>saying the right thing... priceless!!!
