sharing a funny e-mail I got: Becoming a Real Man
A new two-year degree is being offered at The University of Colorado:
BECOMING A REAL MAN.
That's right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too,
can be a real man as
well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a
moment to look
over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE
MEN 101 - Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 - You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 - PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 - We Do NOT Want Sleazy Underthings for
Christmas
WINTER SCHEDULE
MEN 110 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 - Understanding the Female Response to
Getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112 - Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A - What' s Hers is Hers
SPRING SCHEDULE
MEN 120 - How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You 're
Wrong
MEN 121 - Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 - YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 - Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C - What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE
SEX 101 - You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 - Morning Dilemma: If It 's Awake, Take a
Shower
SEX 103 - How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 - How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
WINTER SCHEDULE
MEN 210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your
Dependency
MEN 211 - How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 - Honest, You Don 't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are
Important
SPRING SCHEDULE
MEN 220 - Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary
(Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 - Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not
Necessary
MEN 222 - Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 - Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered
Foreplay
MEN 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are
Important II
COURSE ELECTIVES (3 Required)
EAT 101 - Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 - Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 - Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 - Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 - Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 - Just Say ' Yes, Dear '
ECON 001C - Cheaper to Keep Her
BECOMING A REAL MAN.
That's right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too,
can be a real man as
well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a
moment to look
over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE
MEN 101 - Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 - You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 - PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 - We Do NOT Want Sleazy Underthings for
Christmas
WINTER SCHEDULE
MEN 110 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 - Understanding the Female Response to
Getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112 - Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A - What' s Hers is Hers
SPRING SCHEDULE
MEN 120 - How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You 're
Wrong
MEN 121 - Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 - YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 - Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C - What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR - AUTUMN SCHEDULE
SEX 101 - You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 - Morning Dilemma: If It 's Awake, Take a
Shower
SEX 103 - How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 - How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
WINTER SCHEDULE
MEN 210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your
Dependency
MEN 211 - How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 - Honest, You Don 't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are
Important
SPRING SCHEDULE
MEN 220 - Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary
(Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 - Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not
Necessary
MEN 222 - Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 - Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered
Foreplay
MEN 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are
Important II
COURSE ELECTIVES (3 Required)
EAT 101 - Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 - Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 - Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 - Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 - Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 - Just Say ' Yes, Dear '
ECON 001C - Cheaper to Keep Her
