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Shorty McBride

JessicaM. Posted:

Shorty McBride

I am taking the chance that you are a lurker (and if you're not, you should be ) to say that I think you are just SO cute, and pretty...and I want to put you in my pocket and carry you around.

I am sure your legs are as lovely as the rest of you.
itslaurie. Posted:

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Naunie Posted:

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no joke stalker.
JB- you have an obscene amount of posts undr your belt.
Like notches. on your bedpost.
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

JB- you have an obscene amount of posts undr your belt.
Like notches. on your bedpost.



I'm so embarrassed about it.

And it's TOTALLY like my bedpost.
hmpena Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06


Posted by Naunie

JB- you have an obscene amount of posts undr your belt.
Like notches. on your bedpost.



I'm so embarrassed about it.

And it's TOTALLY like my bedpost.



cindyandkevin Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06


Posted by Naunie

JB- you have an obscene amount of posts undr your belt.
Like notches. on your bedpost.



I'm so embarrassed about it.

And it's TOTALLY like my bedpost.



I had never noticed you were so high!!
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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MJDoc12 Posted:

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i think the best part was wanting to put her in your pocket.

JessicaM. Posted:

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Posted by cindyandkevin


Posted by JanuaryBride06


Posted by Naunie

JB- you have an obscene amount of posts undr your belt.
Like notches. on your bedpost.



I'm so embarrassed about it.

And it's TOTALLY like my bedpost.



I had never noticed you were so high!!



dude...you are pushing 20,000

too much sense.
cindyandkevin Posted:

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Posted by JessicaM.


Posted by cindyandkevin


Posted by JanuaryBride06


Posted by Naunie

JB- you have an obscene amount of posts undr your belt.
Like notches. on your bedpost.



I'm so embarrassed about it.

And it's TOTALLY like my bedpost.



I had never noticed you were so high!!



dude...you are pushing 20,000

too much sense.



Yea, that's my goal. I'm sad.
JessicaM. Posted:

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Posted by cindyandkevin


Posted by JessicaM.


Posted by cindyandkevin


Posted by JanuaryBride06


Posted by Naunie

JB- you have an obscene amount of posts undr your belt.
Like notches. on your bedpost.



I'm so embarrassed about it.

And it's TOTALLY like my bedpost.



I had never noticed you were so high!!



dude...you are pushing 20,000

too much sense.



Yea, that's my goal. I'm sad.



why sad? you are so close!
Shorty McBride Posted:

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ok hotstuff

Let's get some things straight.


I don't lurk. I've been on here since 11/04 - do you SEE how many posts I have?!?! Its not even borderline pathetic - Its 100% pathetic. Can you tell I monitor the computers at my job? I don't check this board often, but someone FMd me and pointed me in the right direction

You've clearly never seen my legs, and I'm waaaay to big to fit in anyone's pocket!!!!

Thirdly - the feeling is MUTUAL

Thank you
You can always find me on NFR if you want to make me blush again.


Shorty McBride Posted:

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wow - there were a lot of emotes in my post.

wow
JessicaM. Posted:

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lurking=NWR.

no other board matters to me

and everyone lurks here. we are the freakshow at the circus

NFR was too easy. I need you to work for it a little

looking foward very much to your special day.
JessicaM. Posted:

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wow - there were a lot of emotes in my post.

wow



I do that to people. it's ok.

did you piddle? Dottie McHottie piddles
Shorty McBride Posted:

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Posted by JessicaM.


did you piddle? Dottie McHottie piddles



bwaahahahahah
Shorty McBride Posted:

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although I just might piddle

I'll chock full of decongestants
They make me pee all friggen day long

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