shower poems- with the the cleaning products

anyone have a copy of this they could post for me. Thanks

Dear 'bride's name',
You are entering a new ERA. There will
come a THYME in your marriage when you
find 'Groom's name' is not
always MR.CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S.
because he might VANISH. 'Groom's
name' will always bring you CHEER
and you will find him to be your white
DOVE. When you are together you will
find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE and
give him your ALL. To 'bride's
name' and 'Groom's name'
the Best of Luck & Good Fortune in
the years to come. And may 'Groom's name'
always be your HONEY.

I did a google search and found a couple

Dear BRIDE,

We gather together with you to celebrate the (dawn) of a new (era). Marriage is a journey. Some days it will be pure (joy) but let's take a moment and talk about the others.

There may come a time when you realize your big (brawny) guy isn't necessarily (Mr. Clean). When this and other little glitches occur, don't (shout) or send up an (SOS). Go (easy-on) him. Hopefully the (Tide) will change quickly, tensions will (vanish), and things will (bounce) back to normal.

We think you and GROOM are a (fantastic) couple with a (zest) for life and a sincere appreciation for each other. We fully support you as you and GROOM'S (pledge) to spend your lives as one.

We wish you all the best... Including love, happiness and lots of time to (snuggle).


Love,
The Bridal Party

OR

It is only fair that we let 'BRIDE' in on a little (SECRET). 'GROOM' may be (FANTASTIC) but wait until she finds out that he is not (MR. CLEAN.) He'll expect her to be a (DYNAMO) in the kitchen and he thinks all women should (MOP & GLOW.) At night he'll wake you up at (DAWN) to (SNUGGLE) up close. We all (AGREE) that 'BRIDE' and 'GROOM' will have a very happy (LIFE) together. Our wish for you is that your home be filled with (JOY) and you remain as happy as ever in the (FUTURE.)

I did this one for my FSIL's bridal shower... everyone loved it!
Dear BRIDE,

We gather together with you to celebrate the (dawn) of a new (era). Marriage is a journey. Some days it will be pure (joy) but let's take a moment and talk about the others.

There may come a time when you realize your big (brawny) guy isn't necessarily (Mr. Clean). When this and other little glitches occur, don't (shout) or send up an (SOS). Go (easy-on) him. Hopefully the (Tide) will change quickly, tensions will (vanish), and things will (bounce) back to normal.

We think you and GROOM are a (fantastic) couple with a (zest) for life and a sincere appreciation for each other. We fully support you as you and GROOM'S (pledge) to spend your lives as one.

We wish you all the best... Including love, happiness and lots of time to (snuggle).


Love,
The Bridal Party