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SIGNS OF A PSYCHO BRIDE... so funny!
Sunshine128
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 10:00 AM+
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 10:00 AM
SIGNS OF A PSYCHO BRIDE... so funny!
signs of a psycho bride1. you demand that bridesmaids perform fantastic tasks in the name of friendship, including but not limited to: plastic surgery, abortion, and/or quitting job to help full-time with wedding planning.
2. When bridesmaids refuse requests, you burst into tears and scream, 'it's supposed to be my day'
3. You often go around bursting into tears and screaming 'it's supposed to be my day!'
4. You are incapable of talking about anything except your own wedding, even at the most inappropriate times, such as funerals or wakes.
5. You have an unreasonable paranoia that everyone who cares about you is out to ruin your wedding day.
6. You have a reasonable paranoia that everyone who cares about you is out to ruin your wedding day.
7. Your obsession about weight leads you to ask everyone involved in the wedding, including your seventy year old grandmother, to lose five pounds.
8. Despite more than a millennium of wedding ceremonies, you believe that no one before you has ever planned and successfully executed a wedding and that you are the only person on the planet to make the weighty decision of hiring a caterer.
9. You don't care anything about teh groom (groom? who's he? Who cares?) because you are caught up in this elaborate, self-indulgent orchestration of your own girlhood fantasies.
10. You forget (or never understood) that a wedding is supposed to be the celebration of a serious, long term commitment between two people, and not a stage for you to show your friends and enemies how fabulous you look in satin taffeta and a rhinestone tiara.
Robinella
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 10:24 AM+
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 10:24 AM
Re: SIGNS OF A PSYCHO BRIDE... so funny!
too funny!
lilacwine
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 10:33 AM+
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 10:33 AM
Re: SIGNS OF A PSYCHO BRIDE... so funny!
the first seven are hilarious
, but IMHO the last three are kinda mean
alibali
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 11:19 AM+
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 11:19 AM
Re: SIGNS OF A PSYCHO BRIDE... so funny!
those are great
leighdvm
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 11:21 AM+
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 11:21 AM
Re: SIGNS OF A PSYCHO BRIDE... so funny!
I LOVE IT!!!!I definitely have some of those signs!! LOL
nicpizzo
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 03:00 PM+
Posted: Nov 19, 2004 03:00 PM
Re: SIGNS OF A PSYCHO BRIDE... so funny!
What a great thread. It was too funny.
Flylilgrl
Posted: Nov 21, 2004 06:08 AM+
Posted: Nov 21, 2004 06:08 AM
Re: SIGNS OF A PSYCHO BRIDE... so funny!
OMG! I have the symptoms!! Very cute. I like
FriendoftheBride
Posted: Nov 21, 2004 09:22 AM+
Posted: Nov 21, 2004 09:22 AM
Re: SIGNS OF A PSYCHO BRIDE... so funny!
This is so funny!!
Elaina
Posted: Nov 21, 2004 09:07 PM+
Posted: Nov 21, 2004 09:07 PM
Re: SIGNS OF A PSYCHO BRIDE... so funny!
I like!
May05Bride
Posted: Nov 21, 2004 09:24 PM+
Posted: Nov 21, 2004 09:24 PM
Re: SIGNS OF A PSYCHO BRIDE... so funny!
Wow!I've seen some exibit the symptoms
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