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So anyone have any funny stories?
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like what?
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When I was younger, my cousin, my sister, my other cousin and I and our parents went for Mother's Day Brunch in Princeton at the Marriot. I don't know how it came about but the chef at the buffet for the omelettes dared my cousin to eat a 12 egg omelette filled with 2 lbs. of cheese. I don't know how she did it but she did. He told he if she did her breakfast would be free. I don't know how she did it and keep it down. I was watching her in a combination of awe and shock.
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hmmm... let me try to think. i doubt i have any good ones though
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once when i was like 16 i was swimming in my pool and then my dad came out and i started telling him something funny. it was a long story or something. he let me tell the WHOLE thing and after i was done he let me know that my top was off of one boob. it was reallllllly embarrassng and kinda creepy he didnt tell me at first too!
another time i was singing VERY VERY BADLY and VER VERY LOUDLY! all of the sudden the doorbell rang and i answered the door.. it was my neighbor (he just wanted to ask me something)... but he was CRACKING up! i couldnt face him for days
another time i was singing VERY VERY BADLY and VER VERY LOUDLY! all of the sudden the doorbell rang and i answered the door.. it was my neighbor (he just wanted to ask me something)... but he was CRACKING up! i couldnt face him for days
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When I was a kid with my sister we went to Burger King. I was about 5 and my sister was about 2. A nice lady worker came around and asked my sister if she wanted one of the crowns. She said to her no, you are not my people. (meaning she was not from the family or one of our close friends she knew).
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When I first moved to Baltimore, my roomies and I spent ALOT of time going out to the bars (3 single flight attendants-the only thing a flight attendant needs to survive is booze, gossip and support hose).
Being the least endowed in the crowd, I bought those little chicken cutlet-looking bra inserts. I know-false advertising.
One night my bro and his now-wife came to visit and we all hit this club that played GREAT drum and bass. For those of you that have never heard of D&B, it's FAST- there's ALOT of bouncing around when dancing to it.
ANYHOO- I'm bouncing up and down to the beat when I see my one roommate kicking something around on the floor. My other roommate is DYING laughing, reaches down and picks up my chicken-boob and hands it to me. My brother is standing there with his jaw hanging open (as was the guy I was kinda dancing with) and I'm standing there, with my lopsided boobs holding my sad little bra insert.
According to wotnesses (there were plenty) while I was dancing, the darned thing had worked it's way out of my bra, through my tank-top and about 10 feet in the air before landing on someone's shoe.
Being the least endowed in the crowd, I bought those little chicken cutlet-looking bra inserts. I know-false advertising.
One night my bro and his now-wife came to visit and we all hit this club that played GREAT drum and bass. For those of you that have never heard of D&B, it's FAST- there's ALOT of bouncing around when dancing to it.
ANYHOO- I'm bouncing up and down to the beat when I see my one roommate kicking something around on the floor. My other roommate is DYING laughing, reaches down and picks up my chicken-boob and hands it to me. My brother is standing there with his jaw hanging open (as was the guy I was kinda dancing with) and I'm standing there, with my lopsided boobs holding my sad little bra insert.
According to wotnesses (there were plenty) while I was dancing, the darned thing had worked it's way out of my bra, through my tank-top and about 10 feet in the air before landing on someone's shoe.
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