So I dreamed...

that I didn't have a church on my wedding day

Then I dreamed that I hired a band and the girl ripped me off so I kidnapped her on my wedding day and then I saw her the next day with the band who turned out to be a bunch of Swedish guys in banana hammocks on 10 speed bikes.

They wiggled their schlongos at me through the car window.

Then when I made her give me my money back she stole my phone

OMG i just spit out my cofee! banana hammocks

this is hands down the funniest dream ever!

whaaaaaaaaaat!!??!?!

Oh man, I've been having some crazy wedding dreams but this is by far the craziest!!!!

WOW... what the hell did you smoke before you went to bed... LOL...

Gotta love the banana hammock part!!

OMG! I actually LOLed at work. I wish my wedding nightmares were this hilarious! In mine, I just don't have a dress and ask my grandma to make one the morning of. Then I wind up getting married at about midnight!