so i was watching TV late late last night.. and a commercial came on...(w/pics)

and a commercial for THIS came on!!

now my REAL question...
they say its safe, covered by Medicare, no need for doctors consultation... yadda yadda...

now they also say it works as FAST as 4 minutes...

soooo....

do u go in the other room.. 'pump' up then walk out with a boner?

how do you be 'romantic' with your partner if you have a BONER? do u get dressed after you pump.. or do u pump wiht your fly open???