So I went to IKEA
and no one carried the plates for me, no one bought me a cinnamon bun and no one told me I was pretty.![]()
I also bought 4 king size pillows which I then had to sneak into FHs apartment and conceal before he got home because he says I have a 'pillow habit' and that it's so out of control he won't let me near the bedding department of any store because I'll buy more pillows. But I had to buy pillows because his were all flat and not-pillow-like anymore so I had to throw them away. Anyway, he caught me trying to stuff his pancake-like pillows into the garbage can and proceeded to tease me for twenty minutes.
Fine, tease me, but you better shut your trap when you're resting comfortably on a fluffy cloud of lovely, brand new pillows.
I also bought 4 king size pillows which I then had to sneak into FHs apartment and conceal before he got home because he says I have a 'pillow habit' and that it's so out of control he won't let me near the bedding department of any store because I'll buy more pillows. But I had to buy pillows because his were all flat and not-pillow-like anymore so I had to throw them away. Anyway, he caught me trying to stuff his pancake-like pillows into the garbage can and proceeded to tease me for twenty minutes.
Fine, tease me, but you better shut your trap when you're resting comfortably on a fluffy cloud of lovely, brand new pillows.
