So.. you drew a Jack (spin off of 2011 post) this ones for IIana, Ros and Jill!

Original post by Im_My_Own_Princess

Oct 09, 2009 01:37 PM

Ok ladies.. I brought it up on the 2011 thread.. so lets play
CATEGORIES!!!!

*warning.. not for Virgin eyes...

First Category is SEXUAL ACTS/POSITIONS...
you must list the name of the act AND explain it!!!

example:
Houdini- taking it doggy.. guy acts like he pulled out and spits on your back, so you think he.. did the deed.
you turn around to acknowledge him where he 'lets go' in your face and yells 'HOUDINI'!

come'on girls.. we can be dirty!!!

Im_My_Own_Princess Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:33 PM

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Posted by regy_k

my eyes have just popped their cherry

i warned you.. not for virgin eyes!

Im_My_Own_Princess Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:34 PM

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Dirty Fish hook: (its nasty)

give it to a girl doggy, put your finger in her butt, reach around and hook it in her mouth.

AngnShaun Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:35 PM

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Dolphin - When you are doing her doggy style and you pull out and try and put it in her butt, she turns around and 'eh ehhhh'

regy_k Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:35 PM

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Posted by Becca2010

nestle knockout

The nestle knockout is when you fist a sexual partner in the *** while punching them in the face with the other hand. It is usually performed while having sex in the doggy style position.

wow Becca........ ur outdown urself

AngnShaun Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:36 PM

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The angry dragon

where you come in her mouth, then smack her in the back of the head. so the cum, comes out her nose, which looks like flames. and she is guaranteed to have an angry look on her face.

Becca2010 Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:36 PM

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Vacuum style

When performing 'doggy style' sex, the man grabs the arms of the woman and pulls back violently. When this happens her face will be thrown down to the ground. Now the man will oscillate her arms right and left so her head moves in curved motion. The man should make vacuum sounds as well. Works best with a dirty floor. Warning: facial rug burn may occur to woman.

Im_My_Own_Princess Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:38 PM

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omg omg omg! this is EFFIN GREATTTTT!

Becca2010 Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:38 PM

Re: So.. you drew a Jack (spin off of 2011 post) this ones for IIana, Ros and Jill!

Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

omg omg omg! this is EFFIN GREATTTTT!

I know! Next to my latte, this is my favorite thing today!!!

AngnShaun Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:39 PM

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Strawberry cheesecakeaka Jelly Doughnut,Strawberry shortcake- where you cum on her upper lip, then punch her in the nose.

regy_k Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:39 PM

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I think after reading this thread I am gonna go impotent
sex will never be the same for me

AngnShaun Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:41 PM

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MY FAV.....

Creamy Pirate aka The angry pirate: When a woman is giving a man oral pleasure then he pulls out and cums in her eye. Then when she's getting up he kicks her in the shin. So she's hopping around on one leg with one eye closed, mumbling and cursing. Hence the creamy pirate.

Becca2010 Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:41 PM

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Posted by AngnShaun

Strawberry cheesecakeaka Jelly Doughnut,Strawberry shortcake- where you cum on her upper lip, then punch her in the nose.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!! Ahhh that one made my cringe a little!

Becca2010 Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:42 PM

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This one made me laugh...

The Ninja

A sex position where a d ildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the d ildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!!

Alyssa79 Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:42 PM

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my most fave ice breaker per Urban Dictionary.com

1. snoodle
The act of an uncircumcised man stretching his foreskin over the penis-head of a circumcised man and then jacking the uncircumcised man off.

Dude, I had so much fun snoodling with you yesterday.

Wanna be my snoodle buddy?

2. snoodle
A snoodle or snoodling is when two men go penis tip to tip and jack each other off in the over-hand manner. The first man to ejaculate into the others pee hole wins.

Hey man, are you gonna sign up for the snoodling tournament?

This party *****, lets go snoodle.

AngnShaun Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:43 PM

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Posted by Becca2010

Posted by AngnShaun

Strawberry cheesecakeaka Jelly Doughnut,Strawberry shortcake- where you cum on her upper lip, then punch her in the nose.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!! Ahhh that one made my cringe a little!

Red-eyed monster - While you're having sex missionary style with a girl who doesnt like to get jizz on her face, tell her you'll come on her boobs. When you pull out aim a little higher and pop one in her eye. Then say 'oops, my bad'. This will usually get you in trouble.

yeah i dont think i can post them anymore because they can get pretty brutal... like throwing chicks down the stairs! lol

Becca2010 Posted: Oct 09, 2009 02:50 PM

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Posted by Becca2010

This one made me laugh...

The Ninja

A sex position where a d ildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the d ildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!!

LOL I copied this one to FH and he said, 'i was thinking moreso come around and put it in her mouth.'

He's such a guy!!! Altho, that WOULD be much better...

mrsdraskin2009 Posted: Oct 09, 2009 03:03 PM

Re: So.. you drew a Jack (spin off of 2011 post) this ones for IIana, Ros and Jill!

Posted by AngnShaun

MY FAV.....

Creamy Pirate aka The angry pirate: When a woman is giving a man oral pleasure then he pulls out and cums in her eye. Then when she's getting up he kicks her in the shin. So she's hopping around on one leg with one eye closed, mumbling and cursing. Hence the creamy pirate.

Im_My_Own_Princess Posted: Oct 09, 2009 03:05 PM

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Posted by AngnShaun

Posted by Becca2010

Posted by AngnShaun

Strawberry cheesecakeaka Jelly Doughnut,Strawberry shortcake- where you cum on her upper lip, then punch her in the nose.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!! Ahhh that one made my cringe a little!

Red-eyed monster - While you're having sex missionary style with a girl who doesnt like to get jizz on her face, tell her you'll come on her boobs. When you pull out aim a little higher and pop one in her eye. Then say 'oops, my bad'. This will usually get you in trouble.

yeah i dont think i can post them anymore because they can get pretty brutal... like throwing chicks down the stairs! lol

I'm curious to see what your bedroom walls look like! lol..