some more funnies 12/21/10
Finally, someone who thinks a fairy tale wedding should incorporate raver fairy wings (which also happen to be the same types of wings worn by children on Halloween). This bride’s might be a little more ornate, but raver wings they are indeed. I do enjoy that they match her hair, but she needs a LOT more body glitter before she gets an A+ outta me.
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When taking a shower with your husband and it's your turn to get under the water ALWAYS make him pass on the curtain side. This way he will fall out and take the curtain and rod down with him and you'll be standing there laughing and not the other way around. #LFMF
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Before you turn your house upside down looking for the phone that wasn’t in your pocket, check the other one. #LFMF
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okay.. just discovered this
i can't post as many as i'd like to... but i'll post a few:
Don’t let anyone try to tell you it’s not a pet.
note to self- i got upto page 10...
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(817):
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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(781):
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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(845):
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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Today, for my birthday, all I got was a raincoat. Then, to see if it worked, my dad took me outside and sprayed me with the hose. FML
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Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was 'funnier'. FML
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okay. i might go back to the pets page.
got a half an hour to kill..
oh and i regret to announce this, but i will be out of the office tomorrow, DH is graduating, so no hump day ha-has!
