some more lol's

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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
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That sounds dangerous
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Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.

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Today, I was patting my kitten who was asleep underneath the blanket on my lap. My roommate walked in and gave me disgusted look. She thought I was playing with myself. FML
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