Some random stole my breasts

In the mail yesterday, I got the big old Victoria's Secret holiday book. The cover looked funny to me for a second until realize what was 'wrong.'

I wanted to see how observant DH was so I said, 'Tell me what you see.'

He said, 'Uh, I don't think that she's attractive.'

'I'm not 'testing' you like that; just look at it.'

He looked and laughed, 'Who ripped off the boobs?'

SOMEONE ripped out the bottom corner of the page - just stealing the model's breasts. But the odd part was that it exposed the bra clad breasts of the model on the third page so the cover just looked like deformed boobs.

I think it was the mailman.

What were her breasts doing in the bottom corner?

ETA- This should be titled- Someone stole my breasts.
OR- The mailman stole my breasts.

Just the way the picture was placed - the boobs were at the bottom.

Like why would you steal that? Just take the whole catalogue. You obviously need it.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Just the way the picture was placed - the boobs were at the bottom.

Like why would you steal that? Just take the whole catalogue. You obviously need it.

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Obviously they are maiking a collauge. And they only neede one more piece.

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Posted by Naunie

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Just the way the picture was placed - the boobs were at the bottom.

Like why would you steal that? Just take the whole catalogue. You obviously need it.

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Obviously they are maiking a collauge. And they only neede one more piece.

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I though DH was the only one who did this

Hmmmm, this doesn't make any sense, I can't post here....