Some things to contemplate...

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

Why do companies offer you 'free gifts?' Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

lol.. maybe some people are too cheap to buy matress sheets and thats their only decoation..

Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?

If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk?

If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?

Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?

Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?