Some thoughts for the day
Here are some quotes from Alfred E. Newman, a beloved character for anyone who ever read MAD magazine growing up!! I think some of us girls can relate to the last one!! Especially while planning our weddings!!!
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
We are living in a world today
where lemonade is made from
artificial flavoring and furniture polish
is made from real lemons...
What, Me worry?
America; first we fight for our freedom,
then we make laws to take it away.
Most people don't act stupid:
it's the real thing!
The reason many people are lost in thought
is because its unfamiliar territory!
How come we choose from just 2 people
for president and 50 for Miss America?
Who says nothing is impossible?
Some people do it every day!
Blood is thicker than water...
but it makes lousy lemonade!
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
We are living in a world today
where lemonade is made from
artificial flavoring and furniture polish
is made from real lemons...
What, Me worry?
America; first we fight for our freedom,
then we make laws to take it away.
Most people don't act stupid:
it's the real thing!
The reason many people are lost in thought
is because its unfamiliar territory!
How come we choose from just 2 people
for president and 50 for Miss America?
Who says nothing is impossible?
Some people do it every day!
Blood is thicker than water...
but it makes lousy lemonade!
