Something to brighten up our day!!
Q: How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your MIL?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, your MIL doesn't know the difference.
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Q: What's the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
A: The vulture waits till you are dead before it eats your heart out.
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I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word 'mother-in-law' you get the words 'woman Hitler'.
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A: One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your MIL?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, your MIL doesn't know the difference.
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Q: What's the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
A: The vulture waits till you are dead before it eats your heart out.
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I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word 'mother-in-law' you get the words 'woman Hitler'.
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