Something to put a smile on your face!

Jacob age 81, and Rebecca, age 80, living in Florida, are all excited
> about
> >their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the
> wedding
> >and
> >on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
> >
> >Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?'
> >
> >The pharmacist answers 'Yes'.
> >
> >Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
> >
> >Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
> >
> >Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
> >
> >Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
> >
> >Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
> >
> >Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
> >
> >Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
> >
> >Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
> >
> >Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?'
> >
> >Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
> >
> >Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes
> >forParkinson's disease?'
> >
> >Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
> >
> >Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
> >
> >Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
> >
> >Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to use this store as our Bridal
> >Registry.'
> >
> >

LOL that is soooo funny

LMAO

lol,

too funny!! Thats the best one all day!

LOL

That's great! :o)