Speaking of flower

Its amazing how often people talk about your lovely flower when you are pregnant.

I have people asking me how my internals went (for those who don't know what they are - its going to 3rd base with your gyno!)

I have people asking me if I'm dilated... or if I'm still closed... (which I am, btw...)

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Posted by lipglossjunky73



I have people asking me if I'm dilated... or if I'm still closed... (which I am, btw...)

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That is a rather uncomfortable question...why would they care???

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Posted by rkl1130

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Posted by lipglossjunky73



I have people asking me if I'm dilated... or if I'm still closed... (which I am, btw...)

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That is a rather uncomfortable question...why would they care???

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I should say I work with a nurse!

also, I know people are trying to figure out how much longer I stay at work - the more dilated I am, the closer I am to giving birth, there is at least some idea of when I wont be here!

Thank you for the entirely inappropriate vision and conversation regarding the diameter of your flower. I believe I am going to now and reconsider child birth.

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Posted by superkat

Thank you for the entirely inappropriate vision and conversation regarding the diameter of your flower. I believe I am going to now and reconsider child birth.

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But would you rather birth or lay an egg? Think about it....think about it....







I have no idea what I'm talking about .

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by superkat

Thank you for the entirely inappropriate vision and conversation regarding the diameter of your flower. I believe I am going to now and reconsider child birth.

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But would you rather birth or lay an egg? Think about it....think about it....







I have no idea what I'm talking about .

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You made me laugh. Out Loud. For real.

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Posted by superkat

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by superkat

Thank you for the entirely inappropriate vision and conversation regarding the diameter of your flower. I believe I am going to now and reconsider child birth.

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But would you rather birth or lay an egg? Think about it....think about it....







I have no idea what I'm talking about .

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You made me laugh. Out Loud. For real.

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OMG - from one thread discussing the tragedies and joys of life to the diameter of my flower and laying eggs....

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Posted by lipglossjunky73

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Posted by superkat

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by superkat

Thank you for the entirely inappropriate vision and conversation regarding the diameter of your flower. I believe I am going to now and reconsider child birth.

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But would you rather birth or lay an egg? Think about it....think about it....







I have no idea what I'm talking about .

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You made me laugh. Out Loud. For real.

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OMG - from one thread discussing the tragedies and joys of life to the diameter of my flower and laying eggs....

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Tis the great stuff that Life is made of, I guess.

I guess it's like with the wedding planning, that's all anyone ever talked to us about!!!!

So I guess that's what we have to look forward to!!!

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Posted by cindyandkevin

I guess it's like with the wedding planning, that's all anyone ever talked to us about!!!!

So I guess that's what we have to look forward to!!!

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Unless you tell them that you are planning on laying an egg... that oughta shut people up