Spinoff: Crazy ways you got yourself out of trouble
I will start... I have a great one.
First, I got caught cheating on a boyfriend and when he found out I pretended that I passed out and hit my head on the floor.
HearzBellz
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Nice....a fake concussion will forgive almost anything.
i got caught doing about 120 on the wantagh parkway at about 2:30 am the day I got my Porsche....the cop caught me (which was surprising enough) and when he approached the car I said...' I am sorry officer, I know I was speeding but it feels really good in this car....ya wanna try????' & I handed him the keys.
he let me go.
BMD'sPeanut
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Posted by HearzBellz
i got caught doing about 120 on the wantagh parkway at about 2:30 am the day I got my Porsche....the cop caught me (which was surprising enough) and when he approached the car I said...' I am sorry officer, I know I was speeding but it feels really good in this car....ya wanna try????' & I handed him the keys.
he let me go.
that's cute!
Julestrd
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The other day I was trying to get a million and one things done before I left California, I had to go over to my brother's house for dinner, I was speeding on the freeway and as I was exiting I saw the Highway patrol coming up behind me he pulled me over.
So I had my license out to show him (I had already gotten my NY license) he said I was speeding and FH had modified the lights on his car I was driving. He made me pop the hood to see if anything else was modified, I told him I don't know crap about cars if he changed anything I don't know about it, I am leaving for NY tomorrow to deliver this car to the guy that FH sold it to. I am in the military and just got orders so I am traveling. He asked to see my military ID and let me go with a warning to slow it down and change the lights back so NY cops don't pull me over too I called FH and yelled at him
drewsgirl
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Posted by HearzBellz
Nice....a fake concussion will forgive almost anything.
i got caught doing about 120 on the wantagh parkway at about 2:30 am the day I got my Porsche....the cop caught me (which was surprising enough) and when he approached the car I said...' I am sorry officer, I know I was speeding but it feels really good in this car....ya wanna try????' & I handed him the keys.
he let me go.
that is great!
Kriss2c
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I told the truth... really!
got caught doing 70 in a 35. BF (of the time) and I were fighting, I had just gotten off work (at that time it was retail, it was around 10 p.m.). I was speeding to his house to finish the fight... I was P*ssed!!
So the cop pulls me over, I'm wearing a skirt, I see the beam of his flashlight go up the length of my leg to my face.
Cop: Where are you going so fast? Me: boyfriend's house Cop: Where are you coming from? Me: Work Cop: Where do you work? Me: Victoria's Secret Cop: Thank you miss, slow down and have a good night.
cocoa
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i was at work with a coworker and we decided we wanted ices from next door. i got the blueberry one. on my way home, i am sooo happy, it is summer, i have all the windows down, dmb blasting and my shoes off. silly me alwso has my seatbelt off. i was so close to my house when i see a cop. i think, hmm, maybe i can get home without him catching me. but no. he stops me. he asks me why i wasnt' wearing the belt. thinking quicly i reply that i was suffereing from breast tenderness. he gets all quiet and hits his bullet proof vest and says, yeah, well, i don't get that. right, hmm, i am sure. he goes on to tell me that there are lambswool things and i act dumb and say, oh great, i'll look into those. then he tells me that i could get ticket for not driving with shoes. ohhh, i didn't know that, i tell him. so all is said and done and i get home and look in a mirror and realize my lips, gums, tongue and teeth are all blue.
maiahsdad
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first off.........must be nice to be a woman........cops dont like men.....not even woman cops..........and i have NEVER been able to get out of trouble
palebride
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generally, if i cry when i get pulled over, it works for me.....wel, it has both times i got pulled over (going through a red light and speeding) i guess it helps to look so young and innocent
HearzBellz
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Posted by Kriss2c
I told the truth... really!
got caught doing 70 in a 35. BF (of the time) and I were fighting, I had just gotten off work (at that time it was retail, it was around 10 p.m.). I was speeding to his house to finish the fight... I was P*ssed!!
So the cop pulls me over, I'm wearing a skirt, I see the beam of his flashlight go up the length of my leg to my face.
Cop: Where are you going so fast? Me: boyfriend's house Cop: Where are you coming from? Me: Work Cop: Where do you work? Me: Victoria's Secret Cop: Thank you miss, slow down and have a good night.
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Posted by HearzBellz
Nice....a fake concussion will forgive almost anything.
i got caught doing about 120 on the wantagh parkway at about 2:30 am the day I got my Porsche....the cop caught me (which was surprising enough) and when he approached the car I said...' I am sorry officer, I know I was speeding but it feels really good in this car....ya wanna try????' & I handed him the keys.
he let me go.
That's awesome!
myasmom
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I have so many..crazy girl I can be
I was also speeding but this was in the south on the 95.
When i got caught the cop asked me why I was speeding..I said..'officer I have my period and I dont have a tampon so I was just trying to get home...
He said that was an original answer and he dare not check to see if its true lol
I didnt get a ticket and would u believe I got his phone number lol..
