Spinoff from KMC's post - worst dates...

What is the worst date you ever had???

I had two. I met this guy through the personals and thought he was a nice guy. Nice guy enough but when we got together for a movie date, he told me he didn't have money to pay my way (and I didn't have $$$ with me). I also had to pick him up since he didn't have a car and we ended up driving around all night with nothing to do. He also sang off tune every song that came on the radio (ruined for me for many years all of Van Halen's hits) and he smelled like stale milk. That was our one and only date.

Another dude I met through the personals also didn't have a car so I picked him up. He actually did have some money and took me to a nice dinner. We took a drive up to Centerport and hung out in the village (by the water). On the way there, I asked why everyone was parked in a specific area. He was like 'Slow down, there's plenty of time for that!' Uhh, okay. We hung by the docks and he kept trying to put on the big moves. He also smelled funky and I was like 'Please, I just broke up with my fiance a short while ago and I'm not looking to rush things'. He was like 'Well, the best way to get over him is to get it on with me'. I was like 'Let's head back to the car'. On the way down the street, we passed an antique shop where they had a bridal display (antique dress, bridal dolls, etc.). I commented on how cool the dress was and he was like 'Well, you should add it to your collection'. I was like 'Excuse me?'. He was like 'You seem to have already started your own collection of bridal gowns from failed engagements. Another can't hurt'. I told him to F off and left him there to find his own way home. Can you believe he called me the following day and wanted to know where our 'relationship' stood, because if I wasn't interested in being with him he was moving on to greener pastures. Adios loser!!

Mine was a first date with a guy that had ZERO things to talk about. I am not the best at small talk but this guy was giving me nothing! All he said was 'I could look into your eyes forever' - but he was creepy. After dinner we went for a walk. I turned my ankle on something and ended up falling. So now I am bleeding and my stockings are ripped. (runs in stockings is a huge pet peeve for me!) I limped to the train and went home. The next day I couldn't walk. I messed up my knee so badly it took about a week to put full weight on it and I couldn't bend it for weeks with out pain.

I was in college and my sister and her husband set me up on a blind date (her friends new him, so 3 couple went out together when we first met). He seemed normal, so I decided to go out with him, just us. He called a few days before the date, my sister's husband picked up, 'I am calling to confirm my date with Jennifer.'

WHAT!!!! I thought, this isn't a dentist appointment!

Well, I went out this him, date was ok. On the date he asked what type of music I like, I said about anything but country music. He said oh, then you don't want to look at my CD collection (ALL COUNTRY) [mind you this is in AZ].
Ok, second date he tells me we are going dancing. I figure to a club, so I dress accordingly. He comes to pick me up and my sisters husband asked where are you going, he said I am taking Jen Line-Dancing. The look on my face said it all and I had no place to run.

Needless to say, I never when out with him again!

I went on a date with a guy who almost choked me to death with his tounge and I thought he was trying to give me a tonsilectomy. It was the most frightening kiss of my entire life. And you wanna know the worst part? It was on the beach at Coney Island because he thought it would be 'romantic' to take a walk there. I unfortunately gave him the benefit of the doubt because I had never been there. We were walking along the beach at 10PM with quite a few unsavory people having sex under blankets, and doing CRACK.

Nuff said. That was our last date.

The worst date I had kind of has two parts. I was supposed to meet this guy at his house and we were going to go for dinner. This was in Long Beach, and he was living with a male friend of mine. I thought it would be better for me to go out there and meet him, since there was more to do in Long Beach than in Patchogue.

Anyway, he must have spent the WHOLE day before I got there drinking himself sick. By the time got there to meet him, he was in the bathroom throwing up. How rude and inconsiderate is THAT? He knew I was coming over and he got plastered?? I was so angry, but he gave me some sob story about being so nervous to go out with me that he drank too much...

Stupid me I actually went out with him another time, to give him the benefit of the doubt.

So, we went out on 4th of July weekend to my friend's house. He proceeded to get drunk AGAIN! I had to drive him home, while he FARTED in the car the WHOLE way. I was so ****ed off. When we got in front of his house, he took a few steps and PUKED all over his lawn. OMG! What a turn off.

Later when I told him I think he had issues with drinking, he got angry and told me that I had the issue with alcohol. Uh....okay, pal, whatever. He did come to my house a few days later to pick up what was left of a case of beer he left in my trunk. He was actually annoyed with me that I didn't put it in the fridge and now it was all 'skunked.' Guess it was my 'issue with alcohol', right?

I'm SO glad I'm married now! YAY!! No more creepy dates!! LOL. And best of all, my DH is practically allergic to alcohol!

Oh, I have another one.

I was dating this guy that lived in Long Beach. I made him drag his friend out for one of my friends so we had a double date but we were going to go out there. I didn't know my way around long beach at all so he met us at the pathmark on the road after the expressway.

He is speeding ahead of us so that we can barely keep up b/c he's weaving too. He did slow down at the toll. What toll?? He never told us about a toll!!

So he goes through the toll and we got stuck going in our bags to get money for the toll. (if the situation were reversed, I would have paid both tolls - since we were right behind him - Jerk!). Then the chase began again. We get to the house and the guys decided to go to the greek place. Well, the greek place was a diner.

These are all so bad!

kmcwed that is hysterical!!!!

Luckily I can't say I've had any really horrid dates, but I HAVE come across some of the worst kissers ever!

1. the guy told me within 10 mins of the date that he just got back from his electrolisis...for his back hair!! something I would probably appreciate later on in the relationship...but not within 10 min!!


2. I met this guy in the parking lot of kenny rogers roaster chicken (I had a bad feeling from the beginning and didn't want him coming to my house) I got in his car and he drove me behind the warehouse where he works...then I gave about 20 suggestions of things we could do and he said no to all of them and then I said 'well we could go home' and he said...OK...the entire date was 45 min long!!!

I went out on a semi-blind date. (I knew him from talking to him on the phone at work) We were supposed to go to the movies. We park in the parking lot. He parked the car & shoved his tounge in my mouth. I pushed him off me told him to drive me home. a whole 20 minute date. My Mother was like what happened. I said he was a pig. She was very proud that day!!

Another was a blind date from a personal ad. (What was I thinking) he tells me over the phone that he looked like Vince Neil (Motley Crue) so I was excited. Well, when he showed up not only did he look NOTHING like Vince he had the personality of a snail. We were driving around trying to figure out what to do. Then finally I said 'What could you have been doing tonight' he told me hanging out w. my friends. And I said 'Well I could think of about a 100 things I'd rather be doing so drive me home!!' and that was the end of that!