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Spinoff - Punch/Marry/Makeout

rojerono Posted:

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Posted by SuzBride

Corey Haim
Corey Feldman
Jared Leto




Punch: Corey Feldman. I never thought he was hot. Plus he is married so i couldn't do anything with him.

Makeout: Jared Leto. Cause he's hot - even with eyeliner.

Marry: Corey Haim. But only by process of elimination. I was thinking that I could make him wear a mask of himself from his cute days all the time - but he hasn't been cute since he was like 16 and that would just be creepy.

Pretty In Pink:

Ducky
Blane
Steff
itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by rojerono
Ducky
Blane
Steff



Punch - Ducky. Sorry, I know I shouldn't but he's so wimpy and annoying. And those shoes. He deserves it for the shoes.

Marry - Blane. I'd be able to wear pearls and sweaters tied around my neck like Mel.

Makeout - Steff. He does nothing for me. Especially in underwear. But what can you do.


Food Network:
Bobby Flay
Duff Goldman
Alton Brown
rojerono Posted:

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Punch: Bobby Flay. Because he married an Amazon.
Marry: Alton Brown. Cause he is nerdy in a good way. I heart geeks.
MakeOut: Duff Goldman – so I could taste the cake on his lips.


If you were a Lesbian:

Ellen, Rosie, KD
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Marry Ellen for her
Make out with KD because she can woo me by serenading me
Punch Rosie


Do you watch the Hills?

Brody / Spencer / Jason
FormerlyKnownAsQ Posted:

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Punch: Spencer. he is a douche
Marry: Brody
MakeOut: Jason. I like bad boys
soon2BMrsDee Posted:

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Marry/Makeout/Punch?? Ok... here goes nothin'

Matt Damon/Brett Michaels/Britney Spears
FormerlyKnownAsQ Posted:

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Pete Doherty
Perez Hilton
Kevin Federline
rojerono Posted:

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TWO for the price of one.

First:

Punch: Britney for being a bad mom.
Marry: Bret so we can have a sexless marriage of convenience and I can avoid any chance of disease.
Make out (and more) with Matt Damon.

NEXT:
Punch: Kevin Federline. Because he is an ugly douche.
Marry: Perez.. I could be his bad beard and he could give me fashion tips and introduce me to hot celebs.
Make Out: Pete Doherty. I have a little thing for musicians.

And.. moving on to my former crushes who are no longer among the living.

MIchael Jackson
River Phoenix
Jeff Buckley

For the purposes of this game, please assume this is when they were alive and still swoon worthy to any degree. Also - I know MJ is technically still alive - but I consider anything post Thriller to be NOT THE REAL MJ but some scary imposter who killed Michael and stole his life. So I am talking strictly about the patoot Michael of Thriller days.
SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by rojerono

MIchael Jackson
River Phoenix
Jeff Buckley

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Marry and have alot of sex with: Jeff Buckley
Make Out and have alot of sex with: River Phoenix
Punch: Michael Jackson

Arrested Development (RIP):

Jason Bateman
Will Arnett
David Cross

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