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Spinoff to Does your DH/FH?

OctGroom Posted:

Spinoff to Does your DH/FH?

As you know fully well.. most of us guys burp out loud, fart really bad smells, we sweat like pigs, scratch our armpits and our asses (Damn, don't we sound REAL attractive!!!).. but here's the question...

How many of you ladies do the exact same thing in front of your DH/FH?

Now.. Be honest. We're aren't talking about dark intimate secrets.. we're talking perfectly normal bodily functions!

I want to know who has a passion for flatulence, and power to sweat and burp.
Wendy Posted:

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These are the questions that everyone really wants answers to!!! LOL!
RedHead Posted:

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I def. burp in front of my FH

NYCHICK Posted:

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BUrping that's it

jenny11.9 Posted:

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I am very modest in front of my husband. I will burp but not obnoxiously. I am super polite. Even after 10 1/2 years!!!
Anniegrl Posted:

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I burp all the time in front of him - and I don't hold back! But pooting is out of the question (even though he begs me to do it).

brideinapril Posted:

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I'll admit I have had a burp slip out but thats it. Farting?? I just couldn't do it. Although when I am asleep I don't know what sounds I make?!

BoogieDownBride Posted:

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Okay, I'll be the first to bite...

I have no shame in front of my FH...living together for so long has sort of made it impossible for him to never catch me doing gross stuff!
Xelindrya Posted:

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A burp occasionally slips out. I don't make an affair out of it.. but Im not shy about it either.. its just 'MMmmm Chocolate mint burp...' heh

Fart? Nope never. I just couldn't. Although I threaten often. One day when I want him to wake up and he doesnt he's gonna get a dutch oven!!! Empty threats but they work.



I do pull out my wedgies if i have them. I don't know why Im so modest around him. I mean christs sake I sleep with the man, but I guess it's just the way I was rasied. *shrug*
Danielle&Scott Posted:

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Danielle has burped in front of me.....but nothing crazy...She is very lady like when she does it...Covers her mouth and everything

btrflygrl Posted:

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I burp in front of him, openly admit when I'm sweaty and gross (as in 'Don't come near me, I'm all sweaty from cleaning....') I STILL cannot bring myself to fart in front of him, but I'm sure at some point I will. For goodness sake...the man has seen me vomit several pints of blood....

MarcellaBella Posted:

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Posted by OctGroom

As you know fully well.. most of us guys burp out loud, fart really bad smells, we sweat like pigs, scratch our armpits and our asses (Damn, don't we sound REAL attractive!!!).. but here's the question...

How many of you ladies do the exact same thing in front of your DH/FH?

Now.. Be honest. We're aren't talking about dark intimate secrets.. we're talking perfectly normal bodily functions!

I want to know who has a passion for flatulence, and power to sweat and burp.



I DO!!! screw that!! if he does, so can I! It's WAR!lol
shelzyp Posted:

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We have been together for 11 years, we do everything in front of each other.

Marcela1654 Posted:

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I have never burped or farted in front of him and never will. It's not that I don't feel comfortable around him. But that was something I was brought up to never do in front of people FH does all the above in front of me though
eroxgirl Posted:

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I don't burp - I can't. Only if I drink soda too quickly, and even then its silent. I think I've burped in front of him twice in 5 years. Both times he was impressed

But I'll be honest - I fart. FH is gross sometimes, so I can be gross right back. When we first moved in together, he let one loose under the covers while he thought I was sleeping and I nearly choked to death (maybe TMI, sorry lol) and I've been plotting my revenge ever since
nrvbrd Posted:

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Posted by Marcela1654

I have never burped or farted in front of him and never will. It's not that I don't feel comfortable around him. But that was something I was brought up to never do in front of people FH does all the above in front of me though



This is how I feel as well.
Stacey1403 Posted:

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Now that we have gone through childbirth together there is nothing he hasn't seen including my intestines (I had a c-section )
julz33 Posted:

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I rarely ever burp or fart in front of him. It is not because I don't want to, but I have stomach problems and have trouble expelling gas! The end result is a big bloated tummy!!!

Jordan Posted:

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Posted by MarcellaBella


Posted by OctGroom

As you know fully well.. most of us guys burp out loud, fart really bad smells, we sweat like pigs, scratch our armpits and our asses (Damn, don't we sound REAL attractive!!!).. but here's the question...

How many of you ladies do the exact same thing in front of your DH/FH?

Now.. Be honest. We're aren't talking about dark intimate secrets.. we're talking perfectly normal bodily functions!

I want to know who has a passion for flatulence, and power to sweat and burp.



I DO!!! screw that!! if he does, so can I! It's WAR!lol

Amen sista - same here. And my burps are *way* better than his.
cocoa Posted:

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we're pretty open with one another, so yeah, burping and slip farts (the ones i can't hide) happen.

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