spinoff to the spinoff: the secret to life
My dad sent me this this morning![]()
A doctor on his morning walk noticed the old lady pictured below sitting on her front step smoking a cigar so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?'
'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.'
'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'
'Forty,' she replied
A doctor on his morning walk noticed the old lady pictured below sitting on her front step smoking a cigar so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?'
'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.'
'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'
'Forty,' she replied
