SPinoff: Weirdest position/place, etc?

marymoon Posted: Nov 04, 2004 06:05 PM

SPinoff: Weirdest position/place, etc?

This is SO Rated X, I know..

ther weirdest, and funniest had to be me and FH when he was living with his parents a few ears ago. I was staying over and the only door with a lock on it is the teeny bathroom...so it's like, one foot on the toilet, back against the towel bar, he's semi agisnt the door..and the worst part is...in the middle of it...(just as I'm whispering..errr..sweet nothings to FH)...we hear a noise from the kitchen (rght across from the BR)...FIL had gotten up..for..god knows what..and he was walking around the kitchen for a good 5 minutes..and of COURSE we couldn't MOVE b/c we didn't want to make noise, so we're there in that weird position, trying not to breathe...it was pretty funny, and I'm SURE FFIL knew we were in thre b/c the door is never closed to the BR and where we'd been sleeping (the living room) is open and visible from the kitchen and pbviously we werent there....I'm hoping though that he just thought we'd gone to sleep in FH's room!

Jenn524 Posted: Nov 05, 2004 08:53 AM

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For me it would have to be when DH and I did it in the bathroom of an airplane on the way to London.

Oh I wish I was young again!!!

usuk2004 Posted: Nov 05, 2004 08:56 AM

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Posted by Jenn524

For me it would have to be when DH and I did it in the bathroom of an airplane on the way to London.

Oh I wish I was young again!!!

Hey, you guys stole BOTH my answers!!! I'm really serious, as I was reading Marymoon's answer about the bathroom, I thought, Oh, well, I'll just post about the plane! Yeesh!!

Vicky1706 Posted: Nov 05, 2004 09:41 AM

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Well, it wasn't with FH it was with another guy when I was in my college/dorm days.

My roommate/best friend and I were watching tv and hanging out with a bunch of guys. One of them was a guy who one of her friends had a HUGE crush on. He was sort of 'off limits.'

Anyway, it was like 3am all the guys left but him and my roommate fell asleep. We started messing around but she was still in the room so we decided to go into the communal bathroom.

We left my room quietly and went into one of the shower stalls. The shower only had 2 curtains separting us from the rest of the bathroom and as we were going at it the bathroom door opened and my roommate came in to pee! We were frozen trying to be silent in a very awkward standing position! My hand was on the wall bracing me and basically keeping me from falling. It was obvious that I wasn't in the room when she woke up and the curtain must have been a little open and I KNOW she saw my hand cause on her way out she stopped in front of the curtian and said 'Vic.' We just stood there 2 feet from her, half naked and twisted together and didn't say anything. If she would have opened the curtain I would have been mortified!! She left the bathroom and needless to say the 'moment' was gone for him and I wanted out!

The next day I made up some lie about vomitting in the other bathroom.

marymoon Posted: Nov 05, 2004 10:04 AM

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hahaha

WHy do they all involve bathrooms?

Vicky1706 Posted: Nov 05, 2004 10:07 AM

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Posted by marymoon

hahaha

WHy do they all involve bathrooms?

so true!!

Janice Posted: Nov 05, 2004 10:31 AM

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a night out at the movies!

t Posted: Nov 05, 2004 10:45 AM

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I had a weird experience with hubby and his Jeep. Before we got married. We had a night out with his buddy at a strip club. I dont mind going as long as he goes home with me. Well we were drinking and one thing led to another and hubby and I got caught by a cop. this is after we parted ways with is friend. Shining the light and everything in on us. It turns out his friend called a friend cause he must of known what our plans were. And we were parked on a main street not even a side street. It was embarrasing. But then again that was over 15 years ago

lillian771 Posted: Nov 05, 2004 12:05 PM

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Great story! for us it was in the bathroom on the plane on the way to London. Also, against the fence of a park...don't worry, it was nighttime and the location was pretty isolated!

usuk2004 Posted: Nov 05, 2004 12:13 PM

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Posted by lillian771

Great story! for us it was in the bathroom on the plane on the way to London. Also, against the fence of a park...don't worry, it was nighttime and the location was pretty isolated!

Hmm, I wonder if NY - London is the most popular route???

We can call it the Transatlantic Tango

smilealways Posted: Nov 05, 2004 12:49 PM

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Well, being that our first few years together were when we were in college, we've done the bathrooms in 2 different dorms and the lounge in his dorm suite, as well as plenty of times in his parents' den. He's also gotten BJs in the dorm kitchen, and while he's driving the car.

ellengrisal Posted: Nov 05, 2004 01:07 PM

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the LIRR!!

Vicky1706 Posted: Nov 05, 2004 01:20 PM

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Posted by ellengrisal

the LIRR!!

Blu-ize Posted: Nov 05, 2004 02:15 PM

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Posted by ellengrisal

the LIRR!!

no way!

mrswask Posted: Nov 05, 2004 02:52 PM

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Not with DH - in college on the outside balconey of my sorority house that is right over the door to the house (with people walking in the house underneath us)!!

With DH - prob in the Explorer - either that or against his old roommate's car - sorry John!

StepherG Posted: Nov 05, 2004 04:04 PM

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Let's see...

1. On a staircase in an apartment building
2. In the swimming pool at the hospital I worked at
3. On the conference room table after hours at work (we had come from the Xmas party and went back to the office to call a car service)
4. On the NJ Transit
5. In an alley in NYC

That's all I can think of right now...didn't realize I had so many!!!!