Spinoff: What it's really like to be a bride...

oh boy this is def gonna be a great thread!

keep them coming haha

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Posted by empressdani

This thread is gonna be funny!

He're one of my BFFs and my sis/MOH trying to squeeze me into my dress after a week of eating my grandma from Jamaica's home cooking



me throwing up my horns as we walk out...the Reverend was so proud LOL


and last, me cracking up at my uncle who put the napkin around DH's neck so he wouldn't get his tux dirty as he went for my garter with his teeth!

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Looks like you were havng fun Dani!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are mine:

This is my BIL holding my train for me so I could sit on the bus. I was all twisted in the dress.



This is what happens when it's too dark on the bus to see what you are taking a picture of. My stepson was taking them. If you think this is funny you should see the rest of my bridal party...noone was safe!



This is me stuffing my face with my other stepson. The food was unbelievable!!



This is my bite of cake. My DJ (best DJ ever!!) gave DH a huge spoon to feed me. After I had the spoon in my mouth DH yelled out 'That's why I'm marrying her!'

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Posted by empressdani

and last, me cracking up at my uncle who put the napkin around DH's neck so he wouldn't get his tux dirty as he went for my garter with his teeth!

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That is hysterical!

oh my god im seriously peeing my pants!!! this is hysterical... i have quie a few.. let me get some!!

This is a candid pic that is retarded but its like my favorite photo from the wedding wondering wasnt an armpit tunnel on my DONT DO list. lol
smelly



And here I am probably saying 'Leave me alone and let me dance with my hubbby'



Stupid Cake Photo



Dealing with snow

i have so many but i narrowed it down to my favs.

heres my sister in law being a good sister and airing out my sweat pits!!

me impersonating STUART from mad tv... except i should be on the grass laying down (if you know what im tlaking about your prob. hysterical laughing right now! )

heres my crazy granny insisting to my poor brother that he had no idea where he was tkaing her and that she needed to SIT DOWN!!!!!

oh my god this is one of my most favs. (check out my face imparticualr) ... 'oh sh!t what was i thinking?'..no i was oh sh!tting my ring NOT fitting!

Me shoving a huge piece of cake in DH mouth.. HE HATES cake and it made him gag.. i was hysterical!

last but NOT LEAST and the one that totally takes the cake for us is this kodak moment... MY nanny was really pissing off my dad (its his mom) b/c she wanted to wear her LEAPORD PRINT SLIPPERS in my pics and was yelling about it so he was joking around by saying he was going to choke her and then next thing i know shes hysterical laughing i almost lost it cuz it really broke the tension! I love my dad and nanny! im so glad that the photographer got it on print.

oh and i forgot this one... the dj asked me if i had a 'cool' granny... and of course i do shes awesome!! so he tells me to give her a heads up but that were going to switch her with the lady who catches the bo-k (i go over to granny to tell her about it and she laughs and says ask g-pa.. so i tell him he laughs and tells me 'take her shes got great legs the poor kid will never know!' ... So fast forward 2 of our friends catch the garter and bo-k... he thinks hes putting it on this hot chicks leg.. the rest is history.. the pic tells the story!!

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Posted by lindaronwedding

This is my bite of cake. My DJ (best DJ ever!!) gave DH a huge spoon to feed me. After I had the spoon in my mouth DH yelled out 'That's why I'm marrying her!'

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I LOOOOVE this...the story behind it is even better

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Posted by empressdani

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Posted by lindaronwedding

This is my bite of cake. My DJ (best DJ ever!!) gave DH a huge spoon to feed me. After I had the spoon in my mouth DH yelled out 'That's why I'm marrying her!'

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I LOOOOVE this...the story behind it is even better

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It was loud and clear on the video, too!

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Posted by lindaronwedding

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Posted by empressdani

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Posted by lindaronwedding

This is my bite of cake. My DJ (best DJ ever!!) gave DH a huge spoon to feed me. After I had the spoon in my mouth DH yelled out 'That's why I'm marrying her!'

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I LOOOOVE this...the story behind it is even better

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It was loud and clear on the video, too!

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oh my god thats hysterical!!!!

my bil started his toast with.. something along the lines of.. im happy to say that the bet is over.. we've all found out the truth that nick is NOT GAY!!!

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

my bil started his toast with.. something along the lines of.. im happy to say that the bet is over.. we've all found out the truth that nick is NOT GAY!!!

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OMGGGG

Here's a shot of him getting the garter. My DH crawled across the entire floor wearing the pimp hat that the dj made him wear. This was me peeking under it to see what he was doing. The funny thing is that when I sat down I sank down into the chair but my dress and bra didn't. I ended up looking like a football player. I tried poking it down, but obvously it wasn't working.

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Posted by Mizzdimple

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

my bil started his toast with.. something along the lines of.. im happy to say that the bet is over.. we've all found out the truth that nick is NOT GAY!!!

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OMGGGG

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That is so funny!