stealing from BHB...13 signs your a bridezilla...
Saw this on the BHB board and thought you girls would get a kick out of it...Enjoy!!
At some point in your life, chances are you've met a bridezilla, know someone who is destined to be a bridezilla or you are or were one. Obviously a wedding is a strenuous event to plan and things get hectic, crazy and chaotic but there is a line between being stressed over the details and being a complete bridezilla. Here are thirteen signs that you're a bridezilla.
You keep refreshing your online wedding registry every few minutes to see what has and has not been purchased for you. You then proceed to send out daily emails stating to guests 'This hasn't been purchased for me yet. I still want it.'
Your bridesmaids suddenly stopped returning your phone calls, ignore your texts, change their email addresses and peek outside their windows when you stop by but pretend that they're not home.
Your hairstylist now keeps the pointy and hot objects out of your reach after you 'accidentally' burned her with the curling iron for making your hair wavy when you wanted it curly.
You punched the bridal consultant in the face when she 'suggested' that you may be a size 6 instead of a size 4.
After living together for quite some time, your fiancé suddenly suggests that you live separately until after the wedding. He states that living apart will ensure that your bond will grow stronger.
Your wedding planner always seems to pop a Xanax® before your appointment.
You've asked women who you think are less attractive then you to be your bridesmaids so you can make sure no one outshines you. So what if you only met your maid of honor once when she delivered your newspaper.
There are no more flowers left in any flower shops in your state.
You've hired bouncers to throw anyone out of the wedding who says you don't look beautiful.
Your dog packed up his chew toys and moved over to the neighbors house.
You ask your bridesmaids for a daily food journal. You'll be damned if they gain any weight for the wedding!
The people with you for the cake tasting insist on a protective shield between you and them for fear of flying cake.
You tell your fiancé on a daily basis that you think the size of the wedding ring dictates how much he really loves you
At some point in your life, chances are you've met a bridezilla, know someone who is destined to be a bridezilla or you are or were one. Obviously a wedding is a strenuous event to plan and things get hectic, crazy and chaotic but there is a line between being stressed over the details and being a complete bridezilla. Here are thirteen signs that you're a bridezilla.
You keep refreshing your online wedding registry every few minutes to see what has and has not been purchased for you. You then proceed to send out daily emails stating to guests 'This hasn't been purchased for me yet. I still want it.'
Your bridesmaids suddenly stopped returning your phone calls, ignore your texts, change their email addresses and peek outside their windows when you stop by but pretend that they're not home.
Your hairstylist now keeps the pointy and hot objects out of your reach after you 'accidentally' burned her with the curling iron for making your hair wavy when you wanted it curly.
You punched the bridal consultant in the face when she 'suggested' that you may be a size 6 instead of a size 4.
After living together for quite some time, your fiancé suddenly suggests that you live separately until after the wedding. He states that living apart will ensure that your bond will grow stronger.
Your wedding planner always seems to pop a Xanax® before your appointment.
You've asked women who you think are less attractive then you to be your bridesmaids so you can make sure no one outshines you. So what if you only met your maid of honor once when she delivered your newspaper.
There are no more flowers left in any flower shops in your state.
You've hired bouncers to throw anyone out of the wedding who says you don't look beautiful.
Your dog packed up his chew toys and moved over to the neighbors house.
You ask your bridesmaids for a daily food journal. You'll be damned if they gain any weight for the wedding!
The people with you for the cake tasting insist on a protective shield between you and them for fear of flying cake.
You tell your fiancé on a daily basis that you think the size of the wedding ring dictates how much he really loves you
