Stepmother joke!
THE PERFECT DRESS
> >>Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
> >>excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found
> >>the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
> >>mother-of-the-bride ever!
> >>A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new,
> >>young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked
> >>her step mum to exchange it, but she refused.
> >>'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm
> >>wearing it,' she replied.
> >>Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart.
> >>I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days
> >>later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
> >>When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you
> >>going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
> >>occasion where you could wear it.' Her mother just smiled and replied,
> >>'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night
> >>before the wedding.'
> >>Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
> >>excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found
> >>the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
> >>mother-of-the-bride ever!
> >>A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new,
> >>young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked
> >>her step mum to exchange it, but she refused.
> >>'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm
> >>wearing it,' she replied.
> >>Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart.
> >>I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days
> >>later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
> >>When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you
> >>going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
> >>occasion where you could wear it.' Her mother just smiled and replied,
> >>'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night
> >>before the wedding.'
