stolen from a blog... Tell us your worst wedding nightmare

I have only had a handful of wedding nightmares to date but the worst one was about a week after we got engaged.....

FH & I where at my parents house discussing possible halls. My dad kept insisting on this one hall in our neighborhood that we really didn't want to use. (my sister & I had our sweet 16s there, my brother got married there & my cousins had her engagement party there) My dream then fast forwarded & to the day of the wedding. Apparently we never decided on a hall & the wedding was in my parents backyard. Some may think oh that's nice, but it wasn't. Everyone was wearing shorts & sneakers & people where in the pool. There where no tables & my dad was barbecuing. My dad uses the yard for his tools & construction projects so there where tools & scrap wood lying around. Then my sisters dog started to chew on my dress.
FH woke me up because I was hysterically crying.

OMG I had so many by this point............. and so did FH.........

worst for me was when all of a sudden me and FH decided to change the wedding date and location to a winter lodge type of thing w/only close family. so my m/u and hair ppl dont show up and I run around trying to dress. and then during what suppose to be our ceremony suddenly I see FH get into a sled (<--w t f? ) w/some girl so I get in one after them chasing him and yelling

FH's was that the RH floor/ceiling collapsed w/all of our guests. and another where no guests showed up and our BM demanded 4K extra due to this being hurtful to their reputation

can u say 'stressed!'???

omgggg i had my first the other night!!! EVERYTHING went wrong!

gown didnt fit right, grooms cake went on FIRE! seriously! FIRE! it burned down 2 tables! i know! dance floor was TINY cause they put us in the wrong room at the RH! ummm oh yea and the flowers looked like crap! i was freaking out trying to desperately make my own! I remember yelling 'i need a piece of ribbon! i need ribbon!'

craaaaazy!