Stolen from the 2011 board... would you rather...

Would you rather have a unibrow or a mustache?

Would you rather have a psycho boss or a psycho neighbor?

Would you rather FH be a closet cross dresser or a chronic masturbator?

Would be rather be caught picking your nose or picking your wedgie?

Would you rather live in the best house in a bad neighborhood or the worst house in a great neighborhood?

Would you rather sniff Jack Black’s belly button or armpit?

Would you rather have horrible music or horrible food at your wedding?


Enjoy ladies!

Would you rather have a unibrow or a mustache?
Unibrow! Easier to get rid of.

Would you rather have a psycho boss or a psycho neighbor? Psycho boss. Psycho neighbors break into your house at night. YIKES!

Would you rather FH be a closet cross dresser or a chronic masturbator? Hahaha My FH is a closet cross dresser. He's dressed up as a woman for the last 5 years on Halloween, escept one year he was a pimp. This past year he was Brooke Hogan.

Would be rather be caught picking your nose or picking your wedgie? Picking my wedgie. That's less gross to me.

Would you rather live in the best house in a bad neighborhood or the worst house in a great neighborhood? The worst house in a great neighborhood- if I lived in the best house in a bad neighborhood, everyone would be breaking in and stealing my stuff!

Would you rather sniff Jack Black’s belly button or armpit? Belly button.

Would you rather have horrible music or horrible food at your wedding? UGH! Tough one. Horrible music. If the food and drinks are good, people will still dance anyway and get a good laugh out of it at least. But I wouldn't want to be responsible for a group of angry, hungry people. LOL!

Would you rather have a unibrow or a mustache?
unibrow- quick little waxing can fix that!

Would you rather have a psycho boss or a psycho neighbor?
boss- getting a new job is easier than a new house. i think... tough one

Would you rather FH be a closet cross dresser or a chronic masturbator?
cross-dresser. thats kinda funny.. chronic masturbation is probably messy.. lol

Would be rather be caught picking your nose or picking your wedgie?
wedgie?

Would you rather live in the best house in a bad neighborhood or the worst house in a great neighborhood?
worst house in great neightborhood- then we can remodel! you can change what you have control over- but you cant change others!!

Would you rather sniff Jack Black’s belly button or armpit?
UGH--belly button i guess

Would you rather have horrible music or horrible food at your wedding?
unfortunately ive been to both. id rather bad food- bc booze is booze and and people will still drink and then dance. bad music means you cant dance and you will sit there, eat, and then sit there some more and talk about it with your table..

Fun!!! I like this!!!

Would you rather have a unibrow or a mustache?
unibrow...less 'manly' and easier to remove (and less painful)

Would you rather have a psycho boss or a psycho neighbor?
psycho boss....can go home and get away....who wants to go to work to get away???

Would you rather FH be a closet cross dresser or a chronic masturbator?
chronis masturbator....I could benefit more from this!!!

Would be rather be caught picking your nose or picking your wedgie?
picking my wedgie...do it now anyway...lol

Would you rather live in the best house in a bad neighborhood or the worst house in a great neighborhood?
worst house/great neighborhood....resale!!! HOLLA!!!

Would you rather sniff Jack Black’s belly button or armpit?
armpit....that's what razors are for!!!

Would you rather have horrible music or horrible food at your wedding?
horrible food....people can also drink the night away to good music!!!