stolen,, what is your most embarrissing moment

with fh?
mine was we were walking in the rain and i tripped over the curb, and fell into my umbrella, and it broke. he still laughs to this day.

II thought of a better one so I deleted the last one.


I knew FH for a few years before we started dating. The morning after our first date, I was supposed to go on a weekend trip with my friends. The girls and I started driving out east, and I got seriously sick. My friend called my now FH to come pick me up (she was friends w/ him too). He picked me up and I threw up, several times, in his car! I was mortified.

well this is only embarrasing because i didnt know FH that long - if it happened now it would still be funny but not embarrasing...

i got out of his bed to get dressed....im in my underwear....and there was a magazine on the floor and i stepped on it without realizing it - so i started sliding on it......and i was doing those moves when you try everything possible not to fall and then i ended up falling anyway....well it was totally awkward b/c i was in my undies and it was one of the first times FH saw me like that - and instead of being sexy I busted my ***

we still laugh about it now....

I can top everyone.

As a little kid I was what you call a day dreamer. Well we were (my family & I) in some sort of food place (Maybe McD's) and I am walking around all head in the clouds until woosh I disappear!!!!

Where did I go you ask?

Well I right down an open manhole cover. Luckily the man in the manhole (working on something) broke my fall & basically shoved me back up. Totally mortifying. & to be honest that restaurant is lucky my parents didn't sue. I could have been reallly hurt if I didn't plop on that guys head. lol

I am more, but I want to spare myself further humiliation.

I don't know how embaressing this was because I don't easily get embaressed, (i have no shame) but this was one of the funniest things that happened to me in front of DH.

We were picking up our Scottish Terrier from his Mom's house cause we had been on vacation. We were driving home, Franklin was on my lap in the front seat. All of a sudden, he pooped diarrhea all over my lap. After doing that, he then proceded to vomit all over me. But wait, he wasn't done...he then did the diarrhea thing all over me again!! It was the most disgusting thing ever, and DH just sat there and laughed at me. I have pictures to prove that this really happened. My poor dog gets car sick, and I now put him in the trunk part of our SUV in his crate.

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Posted by jjk1007

I don't know how embaressing this was because I don't easily get embaressed, (i have no shame) but this was one of the funniest things that happened to me in front of DH.

We were picking up our Scottish Terrier from his Mom's house cause we had been on vacation. We were driving home, Franklin was on my lap in the front seat. All of a sudden, he pooped diarrhea all over my lap. After doing that, he then proceded to vomit all over me. But wait, he wasn't done...he then did the diarrhea thing all over me again!! It was the most disgusting thing ever, and DH just sat there and laughed at me. I have pictures to prove that this really happened. My poor dog gets car sick, and I now put him in the trunk part of our SUV in his crate.

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Ughhh. My friend went through a similar thing. She was in the airport & she took her dog out the carrier for a sec to check on her, she diarrhea'd (lol) all over the front of her shirt. SHE FREAKED (they were seating at the gate for their flight) So she is running to the bathroom trying to clean out the carrier, her, & still make it on the plane on time. She says people were giving her looks on the plane, (maybe they still smelled) .. hahaha. Seriously embarrassing & probably beats me.

not long after we started dating I found out I had to have my gallbladder out.....( I still havent done it)
I had a horrible gallbladder attack and ended up in the ER FH had just bought a brand new car...I ended up signing my self out against medical advice it was hallloween morning and I didnt want to miss trick or treating with the kids...as the doc is getting all the paers ready Fh is talking about how he loves the new car smell etc....well we get in the car and I puke every where including the basin the hospital gave me in case I got sick...so Im puking all over the car etc...we pull up infront of my house and I have puke every where and this basin full of puke....my ex husband was in the front yard ( he had never met Fh ) he sees me kind of struggling walks over I hand him the basin full of puke and try to introduce him to jeremy and throw up in mid sentece on my exes shoes...I was mortified

I am hysterical! These are all great stories!! Im still trying to think an embarrassing moment I had with FH. Im drawing a blank

omg these stories are crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't think of anything embarrasing at the moment.

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Posted by kellybean

not long after we started dating I found out I had to have my gallbladder out.....( I still havent done it)
I had a horrible gallbladder attack and ended up in the ER FH had just bought a brand new car...I ended up signing my self out against medical advice it was hallloween morning and I didnt want to miss trick or treating with the kids...as the doc is getting all the paers ready Fh is talking about how he loves the new car smell etc....well we get in the car and I puke every where including the basin the hospital gave me in case I got sick...so Im puking all over the car etc...we pull up infront of my house and I have puke every where and this basin full of puke....my ex husband was in the front yard ( he had never met Fh ) he sees me kind of struggling walks over I hand him the basin full of puke and try to introduce him to jeremy and throw up in mid sentece on my exes shoes...I was mortified

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WOW! That sounds like a whole lot of puke!!!

nothing really embarasses me in front of him...
i'm trying to think...

i know, i'll ask him when he gets home. i'm sure he'll have stories to tell lol


LMAO NEVERMIND I HAVE ONE!!

this just happened like 2 days ago...

FBIL lives in the apartment below ours. He just moved some chick in that he doesn't really know, she has a boyfriend, and all her friends and her are LOUD as FCUK!
she's nice and all...but LOUD.
I have not gotten a decent night's sleep in over 2 weeks because of them.

Well the other night i was sort of fighting with a good friend, FBIL had already pisssed off the whole family, i'm PMSING, and in a foul mood in general.
I finally cry myself to sleep and then BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG BANG BOOOM
they are being LOUD again.
i flip, i ask FH to call his bro and tell them to shut up b/c i'ts after 2am.

he calls... FBIL says he didn't hear anything and that there is no sound at all.

I FLIPPED OUT. I'm in my pjs, my DDD's are not in a bra, i haven't brushed my hair all day and i've been sleeping on it, i'm sort of sick so my nose is running and my eyes are all bloodshot...

i RUN/STORM down our stairs and go to bang as hard as i can on FBIL's door...
it FLIES OPEN!! and i fall into his appartment.

In order to be a little less embarassed, i just start screaming at them to shut the **** up and all this and i jump up and down... did i mention that it's FREEZING in our stairwell?
yea...
soo...
FBIL, his roommate...and her bf... are all just staring at me not replying to what i'm saying...
i then realize that the 'ladies' are flying everywhere and that my nips are hard enough to cut glass.

i stuttered 'KEEP IT DOWN!' and ran back upstairs...

that wasn't embarassing as much as it was funny... but still... lol FBIL still won't look me in the eyes.

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Posted by kellybean

not long after we started dating I found out I had to have my gallbladder out.....( I still havent done it)
I had a horrible gallbladder attack and ended up in the ER FH had just bought a brand new car...I ended up signing my self out against medical advice it was hallloween morning and I didnt want to miss trick or treating with the kids...as the doc is getting all the paers ready Fh is talking about how he loves the new car smell etc....well we get in the car and I puke every where including the basin the hospital gave me in case I got sick...so Im puking all over the car etc...we pull up infront of my house and I have puke every where and this basin full of puke....my ex husband was in the front yard ( he had never met Fh ) he sees me kind of struggling walks over I hand him the basin full of puke and try to introduce him to jeremy and throw up in mid sentece on my exes shoes...I was mortified

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WOW! That sounds like a whole lot of puke!!!

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You dont even know....lol

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Posted by kellybean

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Posted by jjk1007

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Posted by kellybean

not long after we started dating I found out I had to have my gallbladder out.....( I still havent done it)
I had a horrible gallbladder attack and ended up in the ER FH had just bought a brand new car...I ended up signing my self out against medical advice it was hallloween morning and I didnt want to miss trick or treating with the kids...as the doc is getting all the paers ready Fh is talking about how he loves the new car smell etc....well we get in the car and I puke every where including the basin the hospital gave me in case I got sick...so Im puking all over the car etc...we pull up infront of my house and I have puke every where and this basin full of puke....my ex husband was in the front yard ( he had never met Fh ) he sees me kind of struggling walks over I hand him the basin full of puke and try to introduce him to jeremy and throw up in mid sentece on my exes shoes...I was mortified

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WOW! That sounds like a whole lot of puke!!!

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You dont even know....lol

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that response just made me laugh outloud!

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Posted by kellybean

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Posted by jjk1007

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Posted by kellybean

not long after we started dating I found out I had to have my gallbladder out.....( I still havent done it)
I had a horrible gallbladder attack and ended up in the ER FH had just bought a brand new car...I ended up signing my self out against medical advice it was hallloween morning and I didnt want to miss trick or treating with the kids...as the doc is getting all the paers ready Fh is talking about how he loves the new car smell etc....well we get in the car and I puke every where including the basin the hospital gave me in case I got sick...so Im puking all over the car etc...we pull up infront of my house and I have puke every where and this basin full of puke....my ex husband was in the front yard ( he had never met Fh ) he sees me kind of struggling walks over I hand him the basin full of puke and try to introduce him to jeremy and throw up in mid sentece on my exes shoes...I was mortified

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WOW! That sounds like a whole lot of puke!!!

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You dont even know....lol

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if you make me spit my coffee out onto my computer again, i'm gonna make you pay for it to get cleaned!!

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Posted by Celest76

I can top everyone.

As a little kid I was what you call a day dreamer. Well we were (my family & I) in some sort of food place (Maybe McD's) and I am walking around all head in the clouds until woosh I disappear!!!!

Where did I go you ask?

Well I right down an open manhole cover. Luckily the man in the manhole (working on something) broke my fall & basically shoved me back up. Totally mortifying. & to be honest that restaurant is lucky my parents didn't sue. I could have been reallly hurt if I didn't plop on that guys head. lol

I am more, but I want to spare myself further humiliation.

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aww you poor thing! I could so picture that happening with the man shoving you back up sorry for laughing

i keep thinking of new ones...
I have a bladder issue... and if you make me laugh really hard while i have my period i 'tinkle' a little. Now that I live with FH i have to wear pads to deal with this issue... why?
b/c...
FH thinks this is hilarious, and goes out of his way to make me pee ... and then TELLS PEOPLE that we're with that he made me laugh so i hard i tinkled.
he thinks he's so funny...

our second thanksgiving together we decided to go to the parade. we had been out drinking a buttload the night before and I only had about 45 minutes of sleep due to the fact that we got in at 3:00 and had to leave the house by 4:30 to catch the bus... I was the only girl among a slew of guys that were cracking beers to continue from our jont out the night before.....weeeelllll i MusT have still been a little tipsy, because about 20 minutes into the busride i started to feel nasious and next thing i know, I am puking all over the bus... thankfully I got most of it into the bag, but the bus reeked for the rest of the ride ( not to mention the ride home) and FH didnt want to kiss me for the rest of the parade!!!

they still crack jokes about me to this day ( and it was 5YRS AGO!!!!)

one night fh took me bar hopping, i got real drunk and made everybody leave the dance floor, had the dj play some heavy metal and i broke out my air guitar and head banged through the whole song , fh said everyone just stood there staring, and some chic said to him well thats your girlfriend, hehe, you biotch now i'm his fiance., needless to say we havent been back there in 5 yrs.

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Posted by catsgirl

one night fh took me bar hopping, i got real drunk and made everybody leave the dance floor, had the dj play some heavy metal and i broke out my air guitar and head banged through the whole song , fh said everyone just stood there staring, and some chic said to him well thats your girlfriend, hehe, you biotch now i'm his fiance., needless to say we havent been back there in 5 yrs.

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