stupid alarm clocks! (nwr)

so, DH has TWO alarm clocks.. that go off like 3 minutes apart from each other... he never hears them, I honestly rarely hear the first, its the second one that I want to kill... like if it were possible to harm an electronic device.. I'd hurt this one... stab it, drown it, burn it... make it HURT..
anyway....


so every morning I roll over and say 'babe, your alarm' and he hits snooze.... then eventually gets up.

now I get an extra 2 hours of sleep.. so he goes and gets dressed, comes in and tucks his blanket around me (its cute) and kisses me before he leaves, I usually mumble to turn the heat up or make sure you eat breakfast.. then i pass out before his foot hits the steps.

well yesterday morning all this happens.
next thing I know I hear this ANNOYING alarm. so I grab my pillow and swing in his direction, while sitting up SCREAMING 'JOE WAKE THE EFF UP!!!'

yea.. he was gone for 2 hours already.


so now I'm laying in bed, embarrassed PRAYING my FIL wasnt' downstairs painting...
he wasn't.


I ended up telling my mother and MIL.. they all laughed.


so what happens this morning??

I WAKE UP SCREAMING AT HIM!!!
once again, he was already at work.

so in closing, I hate my alarm clock.