Stupid Questions....
One of the funniest ones I heard is from my brother, and that is ' Where is the remote? ' after about 30 minutes searching every place in the house, instead of just going up to the TV and changing the channel manually, I guess he doesn't realize you could do that.
Have you ever being asked ' Can I ask you something? ' the funny thing is that the person asking is already asking a question, so what is the point in asking whether you could ask, kind of confusing.
When you are in the movies and the guy sitting next to you that is watching the movie with you ask you when ever an explosion happens ' Did you see that? ', sometimes I would like to answer to them NO, I paid $8 bucks just to watch your face, of course I saw it, although I don't recommend you to answer this way, it would be sweet just once.
Don't you hate when people call your home phone and ask you ' hey, are you home? ' Well, no I just install a HOME-PHONE at Starbucks, of course I am home you are calling my HOME-PHONE, lol
You know when you get a call at 4 am or 6 am in the morning and they ask you ' Did I wake you? ' it amazes that some people actually say no so they don't sound rude, of course you wake me up what in the world are you doing calling me now.
{{ When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.}}}
The time when you get a haircut and people ask you ' Did you cut your hair? ' well what do you think that my hair burned off.
When you are pouring in water from head to toes and a guy ask ' Is it raining? ' ...no I got into a pool with clothes on before I came to see you, this one is kind of dumb but I would recommend that answer.
You know when somebody steals something from you and a guy comes and ask you ' Who? ', well, if I knew I would tell you.
When your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere and someone ask you ' Are you having problems with your car? ', No, I just like to spend some quality time with my car looking at the engine how it smokes'.
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating isensitive lout…it’s just the money.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks…
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
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