Suzanner?

Is this your FH?



SAUSAGE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG that's hilarious!!

Very impressive

LMFAO!!!!

Okay. I saw this as I was leaving work for the day, and this image was so compelling to me, that I was forced to sit back down and address it.

I am so sorry to report that I will cease posting, as when I arrive home tonight, I will inform FH that the wedding is off, and yes, there is someone else.

I had no idea that such a man even existed. If I had known, I would have remained chaste and unattached until we met, because God would never be so cruel as to have us never meet. or meat.

Unfortunately, I don't think I could take his manhood, as that looks pretty girthy to me. Is that his manmeat? Does he have separate man-meat? He is clearly uncircumcised, as evidenced by the sausage casing. I don't like that.

My whole world has now been thrown into a state of flux, and I cannot go on. I will go home, devastate my former FH, and find this man.

Hopefully by the end of the night, he will be between my buns.

Note- anyone notice the middle picture in the background? It says Tasty Sausage.

When I marry Sausage Man, we will use those as our table numbers. Perhaps even as the invites. Our theme will be 'And the Meat Goes On', and we will dance to 'Turn the Meat Around'.

At last, I have found my soulmate.

Instead of KY, we will use tomato sauce. and it will be awesome.

I will now construct a Haiku to celebrate my love of Sausage Man:

I will love your meat.
People will stare- I don't care.
Your loins are spicy.

Man of zero carbs,
Your casing has room for two?
Please jump in my buns.

Actually, I have to be truthful. I can't stand the lies! Sausage Man and I had a tryst a few months ago, and now I'm a scorned woman, left to raise his links. Here's me and our babies.

Suzanner you are hysterical lmao!

I can't.

And I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired tomorrow for getting 4 viruses yesterday, having my whole hard drive wiped out, only to google 'sausage man' the following day.

OH MY GOD SUZANNE!!! This time i REALLY wet my pants!!!

You HAVE to get a column in a newspaper PLEASE!!!!!
you are hysterical!

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Posted by KittyGags



I can't.

And I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired tomorrow for getting 4 viruses yesterday, having my whole hard drive wiped out, only to google 'sausage man' the following day.

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I am dying. Okay, I HAVE to leave work now. do you realize I stayed at work almost an hour late due to your wicked awesome post?

Do you realize I just wrote wicked awesome? Who am I, and when did it become 1986?

Seriously, this was wicked awesome. 'Only to google 'sausage man' the following day.

just goddamn brilliant.

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Posted by Suzanner

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Posted by KittyGags



I can't.

And I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired tomorrow for getting 4 viruses yesterday, having my whole hard drive wiped out, only to google 'sausage man' the following day.

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I am dying. Okay, I HAVE to leave work now. do you realize I stayed at work almost an hour late due to your wicked awesome post?

Do you realize I just wrote wicked awesome? Who am I, and when did it become 1986?

Seriously, this was wicked awesome. 'Only to google 'sausage man' the following day.

just goddamn brilliant.

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Him and your avatar would make such a lovely couple!

You are hilarious!!!!!
Im dying over hear!!!!

Turn the meat around.....

This is sooo funny! I have been cleaning all day long and just sat down to see this, it is sooo funny!

I just finished eating dinner. Sausage and peppers. I thought of you. Is that a little effed up? Yeah, I thought so too.

you are hilarious!!

i think i just peed