Suzanner, your fav show is on...

...rock of love bus with 'rock star' brett michaels! I just figured you would want to know after I read your post about it I too am addicted to horrible reality tv! Ps dont wory its a repeat of the first one!

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Posted by SoonToBeMrsR

...rock of love bus with 'rock star' brett michaels! I just figured you would want to know after I read your post about it I too am addicted to horrible reality tv! Ps dont wory its a repeat of the first one!

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I don't, for the life of me, have ANY explanation of why I LOVE that show.

Is it the skanks?? Is it Bret Michaels and his obviously fake hair that is actually yellow? Or his myriad Ed Hardy outfits? What did he wear BEFORE Ed Hardy? I wonder.....

I think all together, in and of itself, it just reeks of awesomeness, and it refuses to let itself be labeled.

And that makes me love it all the more.

I know what is up with that hair, I think it is like that to hypnotize us from switching it off!

Does he think he's fooling anyone with the headbands? And that they are the widest headbands in all creation? They're practically pants, they're so big.

One day, one of these skanks' 'tour is going to be over', and she's going to rip the 'hair' right off.

MAN OH MAN OH MAN, I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THAT DAY. It is my Rapture.

I'm not sure what the Rapture is, since I'm not so religious, but I think it means when God saves the believers. It will be like that for me when his hair is forcibly removed.

And then he will cry and his eye makeup will run.

What a douche. Yet, who's the bigger douche? The douche who has the show, or us douches, who watch? It's a question for the ages.

DAM.MIT MY TIVO JUST GOT OVER THE COLD SORE FROM ROCK OF LOVE 2!!!!!!!

Allegra, I was just talking about that in the hallway!!

I'm SO going to get fired. It's all LIW and Rock of Love Bus.

Don't those girls KNOW he's got the herps??? I know that it's the most common condition on the planet. I know 1 in 5 people has it. It's no big deal at all.

HOWEVER, if you kiss 20 women in a ROW, isn't that a bit irresponsible? And are they basically thinking, Herps, no big deal???

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Posted by Suzanner

Does he think he's fooling anyone with the headbands? And that they are the widest headbands in all creation? They're practically pants, they're so big.

One day, one of these skanks' 'tour is going to be over', and she's going to rip the 'hair' right off.

MAN OH MAN OH MAN, I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THAT DAY. It is my Rapture.

I'm not sure what the Rapture is, since I'm not so religious, but I think it means when God saves the believers. It will be like that for me when his hair is forcibly removed.

And then he will cry and his eye makeup will run.

What a douche. Yet, who's the bigger douche? The douche who has the show, or us douches, who watch? It's a question for the ages.

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Suz... you are too much!

Ewww I know and it was sooo gross when that girl was reading her 'rap' from the herpes paper (vomit emote-icon) And I too am awaiting his hair fallig off and his eyeliner running down his face! I agree we must be douches for watching it, but it is like a trainwreck I can not look away. Ahhh, reality tv my weakness and guilty pleasure.