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SuzBride - For your love of the mullet

CLMon7906 Posted:

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SO....i went to pick up my daughter from school yesterday and what do i see? but the 'permed' and fluffy mullet on a mom....the female version that's all poufy and slightly hidden. to make matters worse, she had that truly red-head strawberry blonde hair. that said, i had to stare at her and kick myself for once again, NOT having my camera with me....only to have the most amazing encounter possible...her little bumpkin daughter came prancing out with the exact same hair color and mulle-fabulous hairstyle! it was too much for me...and i'm from the south!


it was kind of like this but fluffier/curly from the perm in the back:




mullet marathon
SuzBride Posted:

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A mullet caketopper on top of a Hostess cake - has there ever been anything else so perfect Once we have a house, I am TOTALLY having that as dessert for our housewarming party.



SuzBride Posted:

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Dear Mullet Guy,

Why you so angry? You have a mullet. You are putting the mullet to shame with your nasty face. Don't worry, I am certain mullet-induced happiness will kick in soon....



Thanks,
Very Afraid
(the white headed mulleted icon is happy!)
chikita315 Posted:

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Posted by SuzBride

Dear Mullet Guy,

Why you so angry? You have a mullet. You are putting the mullet to shame with your nasty face. Don't worry, I am certain mullet-induced happiness will kick in soon....



Thanks,
Very Afraid
(the white headed mulleted icon is happy!)



Don't you love that his mole was what you had to click on to see the entire mullet in all it's greatness
SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by chikita315

Don't you love that his mole was what you had to click on to see the entire mullet in all it's greatness



It was disturbing yet amusing yet repulsive. Always a wonderful combo

OMG - two toner

cindyandkevin Posted:

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Baaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!

ssdbk Posted:

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Now that the NWR girls have trained me in the terminology, I know that what CLMon described above is called a femullet. I got a haircut today and the girl was talking about how she wanted to do my bangs. I thought she was kinda describing a mullet and I panicked! But, no, I did not end up with a mullet, just a long side bang.

CLMon7906 Posted:

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Posted by ssdbk

Now that the NWR girls have trained me in the terminology, I know that what CLMon described above is called a femullet. I got a haircut today and the girl was talking about how she wanted to do my bangs. I thought she was kinda describing a mullet and I panicked! But, no, I did not end up with a mullet, just a long side bang.



femullet! nice. i saw the mom again this morning. took all i had not to laugh. i know, i'm bad for judging.
SuzBride Posted:

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SKULLET- An elder mullet that is bald on the top with either a curly or straight mullet in the back.

PERLLET- A permed mullet; this style also includes crimped mullets.

MULLTDOWN- The slow process of losing a mullet. This takes a period of time, but eventually, the mullet is gone.

MULLETO- Slang term for a child who only has one mullet parent.

CAMARO MULLET- This mullet used to be popular in the 70's and 80's. A person who fits this style can be seen wearing acid wash jeans, a fuzzy mustache, and a key ring hanging from the belt loop.

FEMULLET (fem-mullet) - This is a woman who is on the butch side. Her mullet is buzzed on the top with long, straight hair on the back.

EUROMULLET- A sophisticated, stylish, soft mullet. Yet it's still a mullet.

FEATHERMULLET- The late 80's and early 90's had several of these mullets roaming around high schools. The mullet is short on top with several layers that feather back just below the shoulders.
SuzBride Posted:

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There are many nicknames for the mullet. Some are:

The '7'
The '10-90'
The Achy Breaky Big Mistakey
The Ape Drape
The Tennessee Waterfall
The Beaver Paddle
The Business in the Front, and Party in the Back
The Camaro Crash Helmet
The El Camino Headrest
The Kentucky Waterfall
The Canadian Passport
The Missouri Compromise
The 'Snake' Plissken
SuzBride Posted:

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Mullets around the world:

The Argentinian term is Cubano, in reference to the alleged popularity of the haircut among Cubans.

The Brazilian term is Chitãozinho e Xororó, in reference to the singers who started using this haircut in Brazil.

The English Canadian term is 'hockey-hair' in reference to the haircut's popularity among ice hockey players.

The French Québécois Montréal term is 'coupe Longueuil' (Longueuil haircut) in reference to the Montréal suburb of Longueuil.

The French Québécois Québec City term is 'coupe Vanier' (Vanier haircut) in reference to the Québec City suburb of Vanier.

The English Québécois term is 'pad' because the hair falling flat on the back looks like a pad.

One Australian nickname for a mulleteur is 'Freddie Firedrill', supposedly because the subject's haircut was interrupted by a fire-alarm sounding after the barber had finished shaving the front, but before s/he had started on the back, of the head. .

The Chilean term is chocopanda in reference to the ubiquitous public transportation Chocolito Panda ice-cream sellers wearing such haircut. It is also called a 'Zamorano', after Iván Zamorano.

The Colombian term is greña paisa in reference to the popularity of this haircut among most of the people from the Antioquia region (paisas). It's also called Siete (seven) because the hair on top and back form the image of a number seven.

The Croatian term is fudbalerka, literally 'footballer (hair)', a reference to its popularity among soccer players in the 1980s.

The Danish term is Bundesliga-hår, which refers to its alleged popularity among Bundesliga soccer players, or alternativly, svenskerhår (Swede-hair), referring to its former popularity in Sweden.

The Dutch term is matje, which means 'little carpet/mat'.

The Finnish term is takatukka, which means 'rear hair'. Sometimes lätkätukka or tsekkitukka is also used, which means 'ice hockey haircut' in reference to the Swedish term. Tsekkitukka means 'Czech hair', based on Czech hockey players' hairstyle (especially Jaromir Jagr). Mullets are a well known and still popular 'hockeyhair' in Czech Republic.

The French term is 'Coupe à la Waddle', referring to Chris Waddle, the English football player who adopted this haircut in the 1980s while he played for Olympique Marseille.

The German term is 'Vokuhila', meaning 'vorne kurz, hinten lang' (short in the front, long in the back). The opposite to this is 'Volahiku'. It is topped by 'Vokuhilaoliba', meaning 'vorne kurz, hinten lang, Oberlippenbart' (short in the fron, long in the back, mustache).

The Greek term is '?a?t?' (Hety) or '?asp?t??a?' (Laspotiras) which means 'Mudflap'.

The Hebrew term is vilon, which means 'curtain'. Another common term is 'Eli Ohana' haircut, named after a famous football player who wore this haircut.

The Hungarian term is also Bundesliga or just simply footballist (soccer player) hair.

The Icelandic term is Hebbi, referring to a nickname of an Icelandic singer called Herbert Guðmundsson sporting the hairstyle.

The Italian term is 'capelli alla tedesca' (hair at German style) or 'taglio alla tedesca' (haircut at German style) referring to its former popularity in Germany, above all among Bundesliga soccer players. It is also known as 'alla McGyver' (at McGyver style) as the main character of this the popular American TV series appears with mullet in some episodes, or as 'sette' (seven) because the hair on top and back form the image of a number seven. (HAHA)

The Japanese term is urufu hea which is the Japanese way of saying 'wolf hair.' It's actually a quite popular look among young men, though the hair in the front is generally longer than a typical mullet's.

The Norwegian term is 'hockeysveis', meaning 'hockey hairstyle', referring to the hairstyle's popularity among ice hockey players.

The Portuguese terms are: XF which comes from a motorcicle model from Zundapp, or Deixe Ficar wich is short for deixe ficar atrás. That's what you say to your hairdresser when you want him not to cut the hair on the back of your head.

The Polish term is 'Czeski pilkarz' - meaning 'Czech football player' as in the 1970s the haircut was greatly popular among Czech footballers.

The Romanian term is chica, which means 'long hair at the neck'. This haircut is associated with redneck-like people and is socially associated with the lack of sophistication or culture.

The Serbian term is 'Tarzanka', referring to Tarzan the Ape Man.

The Swedish term is hockeyfrilla, which means 'ice hockey haircut' in reference to its popularity among some hockey players.

The Turkish term is aslan yelesi or Fikirtepe modeli, which means 'lion's mane' and 'Fikirtepe' (a suburb of Istanbul where this style was popular among shuttle drivers) style', respectively.

The sikha that a Vaishnava devotee wears can typically be mistaken for a mullet if long and bushy enough. Western devotees sometimes pass off their sikhas as mullets when inquired by outsiders.

All so amusing - Freddie Firedrill and McGyver are the best!

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