SuzBride - Jake Gyllenhaal has a new girlfriend

Jake Gyllenhaal has finally moved on from Kirsten Dunst and is now dating Olympic snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler. They're reportedly so serious that Gretchen is moving from Ohio to Los Angeles to be with Jake. When asked for comment, Gyllenhaal’s rep said, “Thank you for inquiring but we do not comment on his personal life.”
You know, you're way better looking than she is.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I will have to push through - I think the best approach is to slowly ween my self off of Jake by remembering his sudden inexplicable love of Spandex. Why Jake why?

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

wow - those are kind of capri length, too....

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manpris! Oh even better pics here (what is up with the red underlining?)

Click Me

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Two points for FH - doesn't wear manpris or spandex

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Two points for FH - doesn't wear manpris or spandex

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And he's good at spotting mullets, right?

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And he's good at spotting mullets, right?

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Some people have gaydar, my man was blessed with mulletdar! We need a mullet icon...

First he pushes me away with the spandex, now he draws me back in with his goodwill

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

But what if he's wearing spandex under the jeans?

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That is a chance that I am willing to take. Perhaps he has a full spandex bodysuit under there

It is what is under the bodysuit that I am interested in

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Posted by SuzBride
It is what is under the bodysuit that I am interested in

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Aren't well all

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Jake Gyllenhaal has finally moved on from Kirsten Dunst and is now dating Olympic snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler. They're reportedly so serious that Gretchen is moving from Ohio to Los Angeles to be with Jake. When asked for comment, Gyllenhaal’s rep said, “Thank you for inquiring but we do not comment on his personal life.”
You know, you're way better looking than she is.

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She's very pointy....

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Posted by usuk2004

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Jake Gyllenhaal has finally moved on from Kirsten Dunst and is now dating Olympic snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler. They're reportedly so serious that Gretchen is moving from Ohio to Los Angeles to be with Jake. When asked for comment, Gyllenhaal’s rep said, “Thank you for inquiring but we do not comment on his personal life.”
You know, you're way better looking than she is.

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She's very pointy....

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Hmmm I googled her. She is pretty buff - to win this battle I may need to go to the gym, and is it really worth that kind of torture I ask?

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Posted by SuzBride
Hmmm I googled her. She is pretty buff - to win this battle I may need to go to the gym, and is it really worth that kind of torture I ask?

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Well....if it does come to fisticuffs, watch out for the chin - she could put your eye out with that thing!!

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Posted by SuzBride
Hmmm I googled her. She is pretty buff - to win this battle I may need to go to the gym, and is it really worth that kind of torture I ask?

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Well....if it does come to fisticuffs, watch out for the chin - she could put your eye out with that thing!!

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OMG! I just discovered this thread!!! I'm not the only Jake nut!?!?!?!?!?

FH thnks I'm crazy because he's 2 years younger than me! Not because we're getting married in 42 days or the fact that he's a celebrity....but because he's 2 years younger than me. such a silly man!

I love Jake if you couldn't tell by my avatar! The new girl is yucky!!!!!