SWR---Cleaning supplies poem

I got my cousins fiancee a bucket of cleaning supplies and an ironing board (the ironing board bridesmaid) for her upcoming shower. Does anybody have a cleaning supply poem that I can use with this/????

TIA

Poem #1
Dear Sarah, You are entering a new ERA. There will come a THYME in your marriage when you find Mark is not always MR. CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. Because he might VANISH. Mark will always bring you CHEER and you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. To Sarah and Mark the Best of Luck & Good Fortune in the years to come. And may Mark always be your HONEY

Household Poem #2
It is only fair that we let 'Sarah' in on a little SECRET. 'Mike' may be FANTASTIC but wait until she finds out that he is not MR. CLEAN. He'll expect her to be a DYNAMO in the kitchen and he thinks all women should MOP & GLOW. At night he'll wake you up at DAWN to SNUGGLE up close. We all AGREE that 'Sarah' and 'Mike' will have a very happy LIFE together. Our wish for you is that your home be filled with JOY and you remain as happy as ever in the FUTURE.

Dear Rebecca,

We gather together with you to celebrate the --1-- (dawn) of a new --2--
(era). Marriage is a journey. Some days it will be pure --3-- (joy) but
Let's take a moment and talk about the others.

There may come a time when you realize your big --4-- (brawny) guy isn't
Necessarily --5-- (Mr. Clean). When this and other little glitches
Occur, don't --6-- (shout) or send up an --7-- (SOS). Go --8-- (easy-on)
Him. Hopefully the --9-- (Tide) will change quickly, tensions will
--10-- (vanish), and things will --11-- (bounce) back to normal.

We think you and Greg are a --12-- (fantastic) couple with a --13--(zest)
For life and a sincere appreciation for each other. We fully support you
As you and Greg --14-- (pledge) to spend your lives as one.

We wish you all the best... Including love, happiness and lots of time to
--15-- (snuggle).


Love,
The Bridal Party

Thanks girls. Does anybody shorter one. I got the idea from a website to do the ironing board bridesmaid and forgot about the poem until I came across one online but I had already bought a bunch of cleaning supplies. Unfortunately, I don't have all the ones I need to do the poem and can't afford to spend much more $$$.

I have Joy, Scotch Brite, Clorox Bathroom wand, Comet, Rubber gloves, sponges, air freshener, & clorox anywhere (the new cleaner that I LOVE).

I have an ironing board dressed in a chefs hat and apron with an old fashion mop head as hair.

Any ideas???