SWR: KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS!

So i have been trying to really watch what I eat, so its ironic that one of my students said this to me today...

I teach 1st grade


Me- (eating a polly-o string cheese)

Student - (in a whisper voice) Ms. X you shouldnt be eating so many snacks, you are going to get fat and then you are not going to be able to get married

Me- (after laughing) So what are you trying to say, that I am fat?

Student - (looks at me with those DUH eyes)

Me - Well? Are you saying that im fat? (trying to hold back laughter)

Student - Well im saying that you could be


I nearly peed my pants. I wish you could see this kid, he is one witty kid. This is the same kid that I posted a while back about saying he went to the zoo and the Gorilla had a BIG D**K.

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Posted by Soon-to-be-Moore

I once had a student ask me if their class was really THAT bad... I asked him why he'd ask me that questions and then he points to my hair and says... you are going gray and it looks like it JUST STARTED... lol - gotta get those roots fixed!

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omg that is so funny they have no filter

I teach first grade too and my kids think just about everything can kill you

Me: Ouch! I got a paper cut!
Student: Are you okay? I don't want you to die!

Me: What can happen if you don't brush your teeth everyday?
student: you could die?

Oh by way, chewing on pencils and braiding your hair too tight are potentially lethal, too, lol

gotta love 6 year olds

that is too funny! kids are hilarious!

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Posted by jgl

So i have been trying to really watch what I eat, so its ironic that one of my students said this to me today...

I teach 1st grade


Me- (eating a polly-o string cheese)

Student - (in a whisper voice) Ms. X you shouldnt be eating so many snacks, you are going to get fat and then you are not going to be able to get married

Me- (after laughing) So what are you trying to say, that I am fat?

Student - (looks at me with those DUH eyes)

Me - Well? Are you saying that im fat? (trying to hold back laughter)

Student - Well im saying that you could be


I nearly peed my pants. I wish you could see this kid, he is one witty kid. This is the same kid that I posted a while back about saying he went to the zoo and the Gorilla had a BIG D**K.

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Posted by ChristineAaron08

OMG- lol i like how he says 'you wont be able to get married' lol

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I know.. im thinking he overheard me in the past talking to my coteacher saying that i need to stop eating so i fit into my wedding dress

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Posted by FutureMrsCarrieri

I teach first grade too and my kids think just about everything can kill you

Me: Ouch! I got a paper cut!
Student: Are you okay? I don't want you to die!

Me: What can happen if you don't brush your teeth everyday?
student: you could die?

Oh by way, chewing on pencils and braiding your hair too tight are potentially lethal, too, lol

gotta love 6 year olds

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oh yeah they def think you can die from anything