Tell me something funny...

about the people at your job

I have a woman in her 70s who has had more Botex than you can ever imagine...she looks like hell...and the best part is she had a nose job(which also looks like hell) and can't apply pressure to her nose so she scotch tapes her glasses to her forehead....

I kid you not....

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

I have a woman in her 70s who has had more Botex than you can ever imagine...she looks like hell...and the best part is she had a nose job(which also looks like hell) and can't apply pressure to her nose so she scotch tapes her glasses to her forehead....

I kid you not....

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OMG! I would pay to see that!

One of the owners looks like a rat. he has a limp that makes either his shoes or his pants squeak, and he whistles when he says the letter 's'.

The guy in front of me is from Canada, so I told him I'm going to buy him this shirt:



Oh, wait that's something inappropriate

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Posted by ntunison

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

I have a woman in her 70s who has had more Botex than you can ever imagine...she looks like hell...and the best part is she had a nose job(which also looks like hell) and can't apply pressure to her nose so she scotch tapes her glasses to her forehead....

I kid you not....

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OMG! I would pay to see that!

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Her boss had to ask her why she was taping her glasses on because no one could speak to her seriously. Did I mention she uses like 5 inches of tape?!?! It's the worst thing I've ever seen...

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

I have a woman in her 70s who has had more Botex than you can ever imagine...she looks like hell...and the best part is she had a nose job(which also looks like hell) and can't apply pressure to her nose so she scotch tapes her glasses to her forehead....

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Um...okay wait....um, I can't hold it.....

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Posted by Katherine121

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

I have a woman in her 70s who has had more Botex than you can ever imagine...she looks like hell...and the best part is she had a nose job(which also looks like hell) and can't apply pressure to her nose so she scotch tapes her glasses to her forehead....

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Um...okay wait....um, I can't hold it.....

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Imagine me having to see the woman every single day......

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

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Posted by Katherine121

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Posted by futuremrsmultari

I have a woman in her 70s who has had more Botex than you can ever imagine...she looks like hell...and the best part is she had a nose job(which also looks like hell) and can't apply pressure to her nose so she scotch tapes her glasses to her forehead....

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Um...okay wait....um, I can't hold it.....

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Imagine me having to see the woman every single day......

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i work w/an asian girl who is just DIRTY. like , makes ME blush.
she has all these sex stories


the other day she was talkin n she has a really bad accent, so it was somethin like this 'i wnet out with guy, we make out, then ew have sex and i was drunk n next morning i woke w/bloody a hole'

like, she didnt know they were doing it anal until she awoke w/tht LOLOL


we now refer to this as a 'lim job'

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i still have a wedding bell over my desk - which i will not take down.....CAUSE IM THE BRIDE DAMIT!!

so - i guess i am the odd ball coworker.....

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Posted by JeanineHubert

i work w/an asian girl who is just DIRTY. like , makes ME blush.
she has all these sex stories


the other day she was talkin n she has a really bad accent, so it was somethin like this 'i wnet out with guy, we make out, then ew have sex and i was drunk n next morning i woke w/bloody a hole'

like, she didnt know they were doing it anal until she awoke w/tht LOLOL


we now refer to this as a 'lim job'

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I was totally waiting for you to post.

Ho.Ly. SHite

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Posted by JeanineHubert

i work w/an asian girl who is just DIRTY. like , makes ME blush.
she has all these sex stories


the other day she was talkin n she has a really bad accent, so it was somethin like this 'i wnet out with guy, we make out, then ew have sex and i was drunk n next morning i woke w/bloody a hole'

like, she didnt know they were doing it anal until she awoke w/tht LOLOL


we now refer to this as a 'lim job'

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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OMG...WOW!!!!!!!!

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Posted by JeanineHubert

i work w/an asian girl who is just DIRTY. like , makes ME blush.
she has all these sex stories


the other day she was talkin n she has a really bad accent, so it was somethin like this 'i wnet out with guy, we make out, then ew have sex and i was drunk n next morning i woke w/bloody a hole'

like, she didnt know they were doing it anal until she awoke w/tht LOLOL


we now refer to this as a 'lim job'

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Posted by mtdr1106

i still have a wedding bell over my desk - which i will not take down.....CAUSE IM THE BRIDE DAMIT!!

so - i guess i am the odd ball coworker.....

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Thats mint!!!

I don't think we're so much so funny at the job, but inappropriate

Although we do have one guy who after watching the video no youtube of the dancing dora does the chicken noodle soup dance in the hallways.

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Posted by JeanineHubert
'lim job'

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The 7 month pregnant class act in sales told me yesterday that she hates going to sleep with semen leaking out of her all night.
She used the phrase 'pull out' several times.