Tequila Christmas Cookie *Receipe*
In lieu of Christmas Cookie get-togethers, I thought this would
DEFINITELY be the one to bake!!!
Tequilla Christmas Cookies:
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp. baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp. salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> 1 tbsp. lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle tequilla
>
> Sample the tequilla in a large glass to check quality.
>
> Take a large bowl, and check the tequilla again, to be sure it is
> of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
> fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
>
> At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so,
> try another cup.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
> fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.
>
> Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
> beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
>
> Sample the tequilla to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequilla.
>
> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
> can find. Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
> Don't forget to beat off the turner. Put the bowl through the
> window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove
> in the dishwasher.
DEFINITELY be the one to bake!!!
Tequilla Christmas Cookies:
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp. baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp. salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> 1 tbsp. lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle tequilla
>
> Sample the tequilla in a large glass to check quality.
>
> Take a large bowl, and check the tequilla again, to be sure it is
> of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
> fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
>
> At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so,
> try another cup.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
> fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.
>
> Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
> beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
>
> Sample the tequilla to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequilla.
>
> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
> can find. Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
> Don't forget to beat off the turner. Put the bowl through the
> window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove
> in the dishwasher.
