TGI FUNNIES!! 12/03
going backwards today.. i owe you girls tfln and fml's.. so we'll start with them:
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(408):
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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(406):
It was just a squirrel
(253):
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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(954):
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar 'you wanna get in this clam?!'
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(260):
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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(518):
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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(215):
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing 'What's Your Fantasy' to your hash browns.
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Today my grandma was leaning over in front of me vacuuming while wearing a v-neck shirt. Out of instinct I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year old grandma. FML
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Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told me to pose, I tried to be super cool by quickly putting my sabre against my chest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in the eye. FML
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Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled 'something weird, like sulfur.' I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML
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YAY... I THINK THATS EVERYTHING
HAPPY WEEKEND GIRLS
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(408):
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
--
(406):
It was just a squirrel
(253):
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
--
(954):
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar 'you wanna get in this clam?!'
--
(260):
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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(518):
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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(215):
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing 'What's Your Fantasy' to your hash browns.
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Today my grandma was leaning over in front of me vacuuming while wearing a v-neck shirt. Out of instinct I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year old grandma. FML
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Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told me to pose, I tried to be super cool by quickly putting my sabre against my chest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in the eye. FML
--
Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled 'something weird, like sulfur.' I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML
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YAY... I THINK THATS EVERYTHING
HAPPY WEEKEND GIRLS
