Last week we saw a “traditional” armadillo groom’s cake, and today it appears we’re looking at a possum groom’s cake! Or…another armadillo that looks like a possum! Or…if you prefer the terminology that I do: Roadkill Groom’s Cake! Yummy yum yum. Delish! What I wouldn’t do for a slice of that tail.
you all traced it with your finger didn't you?? i did because i go from the end to the beginning... then i realized what happened. -- Never try to boil an egg in the microwave. When you try to crack it afterwards, it will explode all over your face, and you will smell like egg for a very long time. #LFMF -- Before you step on a cockroach to kill it, make sure that you are wearing shoes. #LFMF -- ^ i swear unicorns are following me around today! POSSIBLY posting FMLs... no tfln, they take too long and I leave in 20.
AngnShaun
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I love whose line is it anyway!!!
Im_My_Own_Princess
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Today, I was supposed to meet a guy who looked really cute in pics. In person, he didn't reach 5'3. During the conversation I asked him 'Do you have any hobbits? I mean... hobbies?' He does, if throwing smoothies into people's faces counts as one. FML -- Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML -- Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML -- Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML * i do the same thing- dh knows I'm PETRIFIED of zombies! -- Today, my little sister confessed to me that she's been secretly peeing in a corner of my room. FML -- Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML -- the end.. have a great weekend girls!
